Browsing all articles tagged with Swine Flu.

Wine Flu Breaking News, Flu Pandemic, Wine News

Thursday, December 3, 2009

BREAKING NEWS – WINE FLU PANDEMIC!! I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol. I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc. From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately [...]

Drunk Hang Overs Mistaken for Swine Flu Symptoms

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Passengers on a flight from Cancun Mexico to Maryland Scared a whole plane of passengers with Swine Flu Symptoms. Turns out Swine Flu symptoms also resemble hang over symptoms. Who would have thought that too much drinking would make you feel sick to your stomach. All you Sofa King Drunks out there, watch how you [...]