Drunk Dial SofaKing! Call us during your next party! (530) SOFA-KNG
 
 
Your Drunk Pictures
 
 
Your Drunk Stories
 
 

Browsing all articles tagged with Joke.

Baptizing A Drunk, Joke

Baptizing A Drunk A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, ‘Are you ready [...]

Continue reading...

Drunk Bar Joke

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, “No way buddy you’re too drunk.” A few minutes later the drunk comes in through the bathrooms, again he slurs, “give me a drink”, bartender says “No man I told you last time you’re too drunk” Five [...]

Continue reading...