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Irish Drinking Joke – “You’ve Been Drinking Again”
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So, the Irishman stood up to leave fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober [...]
Irish Drinking Joke – “Lost at Sea”
Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, [...]
Irish Drinking Joke – “The Brother”
Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin’ bad.” Then they saw a Rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman [...]
Irish Drinking Joke – “Water to Wine”
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?” “Just water,” says the priest. The trooper says, “Then why do I [...]
Irish Drinking Joke – “The Errand”
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. “S’cuse me”, said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, “what was that all [...]
St. Patrick’s Day Drunk T-Shirt, Drunk Irish T-Shirt
St. Patrick’s day is just around the corner, so make sure you are equipped with all the right drinking gear!! Like this exclusive Sofa King Drunk, Irish T-Shirt! You will have your Green on for St. Patty’s day, and everyone will know just how drunk you are… SOFA KING DRUNK!! Order yours now so you [...]
St. Patrick’s Day Drink Recipes, Saint Patrick’s Day Cocktails, Irish Drink Recipes
Celebrate the greatest Holiday in the world with these great Irish Drink recipes and Cocktails this year! Cheers!!! Black & Tan (Half & Half) Drink Recipe 1 bottle Harp Ale (or Bass Ale) 1 can or bottle Guinness Stout Fill a Pint glass 1/2 with Harp or Bass. Place a teaspoon on the back of [...]
Irish Whiskey Sour Jello Shots Drink Recipe
6 oz. Orange Jello (large box) 16 oz. Boiling Water 12 oz. Cold Water 4 oz. Irish Whiskey Mix Jello with boiling water until dissolved. Add the rest of the water and the alcohol. Pour the mixture into either shot glasses or paper cups, chill and serve.
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