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Sen. Kerry’s Daughter Alexandra Forbes Kerry Arrested On Suspicion of DUI

Senator John Kerry’s Daughter was busted in Los Angeles on suspicion of DUI the other morning.
From myfoxny.com:
(MYFOX NATIONAL) – Sen. John Kerry’s daughter, Alexandra Forbes Kerry, was arrested in Los Angeles Thursday on suspicion of driving under the influence, police told Fox News.
The Los Angeles Police Department’s Norma Eisenman said Forbes Kerry was released on [...]

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Bachelor Star Shayne Lamas Embarrassing Drunk Driving DUI

Celebrity from the TV show the Bachelor Shayne Lamas caught for Drunk driving.
From imdb.com:
The reality TV star daughter of ageing U.S. TV hunk Lorenzo Lamas has been left shaken up by her drink driving shame after she was caught out by police after sipping a dinnertime vodka.
Shayne Lamas, who previously won America’s reality dating show [...]

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Man Pleads Guilty to DUI on Motorized La-Z-Boy, La-Z-Boy Up for Auction

The ultimate vehicle to drive to your local bar, friends house to watch a game, or just to go to the fridge to get another beer without ever getting up off your ass! This is mans greatest invention to date! Not only is this the coolest invention ever is also can go up to 20 [...]

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Wisconsin Court Praises Drunken Teen Concert Goer after being Entrapped by State Trooper for D.U.I.

From Fox News.com:

MADISON, Wis. —  An Illinois teen knew he was too drunk to drive home after a Dave Matthews Band concert south of Milwaukee. So he fell asleep in his car, only to be awoken by a state trooper.
Travis Peterson, 19, of Dixon, Ill., said even though he told the officer he was drunk and [...]

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‘Three’s Company’ Actress Joyce DeWitt Arrested for Drunk Driving

From FoxNews.com:
An actress who starred on the hit television series “Three’s Company” has been arrested in Southern California and cited for drunken driving.
Police say Joyce DeWitt, who played the character Janet Wood on the popular show, was pulled over Saturday afternoon after she drove past a barricade near a park in El Segundo.
Sgt. Danny Kim [...]

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Cop Busts Drunk Stool Fool, DUI Stool Go-Cart

If you are going to get a DUI, might as well get one
From thesmokinggun.com:
Ohio man arrested for drunk driving on a homemade vehicle
MARCH 31–In a law enforcement first, Ohio cops this month arrested a man for drunk driving on a motorized bar stool. That’s right, a motorized bar stool, which can be seen below in [...]

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Cleveland Browns’ Donte Stallworth Drunk Driving Crash, NFL Drunk Driving Accident

From FoxNews.com:

MIAMI —  A Miami television station and newspaper are reporting that blood tests show that Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte’ Stallworth was driving drunk when he fatally struck a pedestrian last weekend.
WSVN-TV reported Thursday that unnamed sources with knowledge of the investigation say that Stallworth’s blood-alcohol level was between .08 and .16. The legal limit [...]

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Reno DUI Suspect Drove Off With Gas Hose In Tank

Only in Reno! What an Idiot!
From the FresnoBee.com:
The Nevada Highway Patrol says a drunken driving suspect in Reno was gassed in more ways than one.
A 40-year-old Reno woman was arrested early Tuesday after an ambulance crew saw her driving on U.S. Highway 395 with a fuel hose and nozzle sticking out of her gas tank.
Patrol [...]

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Heather Locklear Arrested for DUI, Heather Locklear Drunk, Drunk Celebrity Heather Locklear

Another Celebrity at it again. This time Heather Locklear is arrested for Driving under the influence…. of what though?  Read below.
From nypost.com:
California cops busted Heather Locklear and charged her with driving under the influence, in her second troubling encounter with law enforcement this year, officials said today.
Locklear, 47, was booked for suspicion of driving, while [...]

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DUI Fart Turns into Battery on an Officer

From wsaz.com:
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) — As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.
Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.
Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.
When [...]

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