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Drunk Broker Sets Fire to World Trade Center Elevator
From FoxNews: NEW YORK — An intoxicated commodities broker was arrested after he allegedly tried to set fire to a freight elevator after trapping himself in it. Police say an inebriated Ryan Brinkerhoff, of Jersey City, went to his office at 7 World Trade Center early Saturday morning and got trapped in a freight elevator. [...]
Diane Sawyer Drunk, Drunk Celebrity Diane Sawyer
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Drunk Bar Joke
An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, “No way buddy you’re too drunk.” A few minutes later the drunk comes in through the bathrooms, again he slurs, “give me a drink”, bartender says “No man I told you last time you’re too drunk” Five [...]
THINGS THAT ARE HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: * Indubitably * Preliminary * Proliferation THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: * Specificity * Antidisestablishmentarianism * Loquacious * Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: * Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex. * Nope, no [...]
SofaKingDrunk Now Partners with 5min.com
Just wanted to let everyone know that SofaKingDrunk.com has agreed to a partnership with 5min.com. You may have already noticed the related videos box at the bottom of each article. 5min.com is a website full of “How to” videos. We felt having these videos on our site would be great for SofaKing, and you the [...]
John Daly Drunk and Passes out at Hooters
Atleast they gave him the appropriate Hooter’s colored Jump Suite for his time in Jail! Hooter’s Orange!!! Passing out at Hooters is better than Drunk Driving! Way to go John! From thesmokinggun.com: After getting plastered (and passing out) at a Hooter’s in Winston-Salem, North Carolina in October 2008, professional golfer John Daly was carted off [...]
New Beer Pong Table Sponsored by Sofa King Drunk! Limited Edition Beer Pong Table
New Limited Edition Beer Pong Table! Check out our new Dorm Guru beer pong table sponsored by SofaKingDrunk! Rising Sun Design Beer Pong Table. Includes DormGuru.com and SofaKingDrunk.com logos. Awesome state-of-the-art aluminum frame and easy clean surface. This light-weight beer pong table is perfect to take with you to any parties or events! Be one [...]
Drunk Passenger Tries to Hijack Turkish Plane but Taken Down by Passengers
Anyone dumb enough to attempt this crap deserves to be in jail. Drunk or not, this guy is an idiot! From FoxNews.com: ANKARA, Turkey — A drunk man claiming to have a bomb tried to hijack a Russian-bound Turkish Airlines plane on Wednesday but was quickly overpowered by fellow passengers, airline officials said. No explosives [...]
Heather Locklear Arrested for DUI, Heather Locklear Drunk, Drunk Celebrity Heather Locklear
Another Celebrity at it again. This time Heather Locklear is arrested for Driving under the influence…. of what though? Read below. From nypost.com: California cops busted Heather Locklear and charged her with driving under the influence, in her second troubling encounter with law enforcement this year, officials said today. Locklear, 47, was booked for suspicion [...]
Drunk College President Resigns from Iowa Central Community College
Best college president ever! Drunk out on a lake with on the 4th of July. Then receives 400K to resign from a crappy community college position. Please… Mr. President, tell me you’re not angry about this! That is awesome! From www.desmoinesregister.com: Iowa Central Community College President Robert Paxton will collect $400,000 from the school in [...]
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