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American Idol Judges Drunk and Hung Over, Drunk Celebrity Simon Cowell

The SofaKing — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 23:34:23 +0000

Alright, we have caught a few of the new episodes of American Idol this season, and I got to say all the judges, except for the guest judges seem to show up each day to the auditions looking completely hung over! I know these guys go out and party at all the different cities they are at, but by the looks of them each morning, they look like they were out drinking all night without any sleep. Simon usually seems to be the worst though. He just looks completely groggy in the morning, red faced from too much booze the night before, drinking a bottle of water trying to rehydrate, and wearing his sunglasses to help block the light for that hang over headache he is trying to take care of!

We miss seeing Paula on there, at least she would be drunk on the show and give us something entertaining to watch. Now all we get is hung over, moody-ass Simon, and all he wants is another cocktail and a nap. Don’t get me wrong, its great listening to his mean comments to some of the contestants due to his nasty hang over mood, but I still think Paula was much more entertaining, slurring words, and laughing uncontrollably up there.

Simon’s new show starting on Fox next year called The X-Factor shows promising signs of drunk celebrities to come! Paula and Simon are to be reunited as judges on The X-Factor! Until then, I guess we are just going to have to be content with watching hung over, grumpy Simon and the other judges.

And if any of you see any of these judges out partying in your city, please post a comment below. We would love to hear what they are doing the night before the auditions! And even better, if you have any good pictures that you snapped of them while you were out upload those to our Drunk Pictures Section!

Police Suspected Tiger Woods Drank Alcohol on Day of Car Crash, Tiger Woods Drunk

The SofaKing — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:38:11 +0000

In Florida, a Highway Patrol trooper suspected celebrity golfer Tiger Woods had drunk alcohol on the day of his car accident. Although he presented some pretty bad driving, it did not appear Tiger Woods was drunk.

From reuters.com:

The detailed subpoena request, released by the State Attorney’s Office for Orange County on Monday, added fresh intrigue to the media storm around the world’s No. 1 golfer, who ran his Cadillac SUV into a fire hydrant and a tree while pulling out of the driveway of his home at about 2 a.m. on November 27.

The November 30 request by the trooper for an investigative subpoena for Woods’ blood test results was rejected by the State Attorney’s Office due to “insufficient information provided.” The request document listed the suspected crime as “Driving Under the Influence with Property Damage.”

Responding to allegations since the accident that he had had extra-marital relationships, Woods last week apologized for “transgressions” and said he had not been “true to my values and the behavior my family deserves.”

The 33-year-old married father of two young children did not directly address the allegations about affairs.

The Florida Highway Patrol closed its investigation into Woods’ accident after issuing a traffic ticket to him for careless driving. It said no criminal charges would be brought over the accident, in which the golfer suffered facial cuts and bruises.

The subpoena request made by Trooper Joshua A. Evans said: “The driver lost control of his vehicle, crashed and was transported to the hospital. A witness stated that the driver had consumed alcohol earlier in the day and the same witness removed the driver from the vehicle after the collision”.

The subpoena request did not name the witness, but Woods’ Swedish wife, Elin Nordegren, told police it was she who pulled him from the car after using a golf club to smash the window of the vehicle.

The subpoena request added: “Also, the same witness stated that the driver was prescribed medication (Ambien and Vicatin (sic)). Impairment of the driver is also suspected due to the careless driving that resulted in the traffic crash.”

The time of the accident and Woods’ refusal to meet with police to answer questions about it have triggered a storm of speculation. Media outlets have reported Woods has had extra-marital relationships with up to six women, maybe more.

Companies whose endorsements have helped make Woods perhaps the world’s richest athlete, with a fortune estimated at $1 billion, have said they are standing by him.

Woods has paid his $164 traffic fine for careless driving, his lawyer says.

The top draw on the PGA tour, Woods is chasing Jack Nicklaus’ record for victories in major tournaments and the unofficial title of best golfer ever. He has won 71 times on the tour in a glittering career that includes 14 major wins.

Bachelor Star Shayne Lamas Embarrassing Drunk Driving DUI

The SofaKing — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:06:37 +0000

Celebrity from the TV show the Bachelor Shayne Lamas caught for Drunk driving.

From imdb.com:

The reality TV star daughter of ageing U.S. TV hunk Lorenzo Lamas has been left shaken up by her drink driving shame after she was caught out by police after sipping a dinnertime vodka.

Shayne Lamas, who previously won America’s reality dating show The Bachelor, has called the arrest on 14 November, the “most embarrassing experience” of her life – and she’s now promising family and friends she’ll never get behind the wheel after drinking alcohol again.

Lamas was so convinced she’d be fine, she had no hesitation about passing through a sobriety checkpoint police had set up in Los Angeles, and agreed to take a breathalyzer test when copes pulled her over.

She tells Life & Style magazine, “I thought this is fine… When the officer said he was going to take me in, I just started bawling. They handcuffed me. It was the most embarrassing, traumatic and scary experience of my life.”

But the worst was yet to come – she had to call her famous father: “He was the first person I called. I told him the story, and he told me how disappointed he was in me and that it’s disappointing for my little sister to see her big sister get in trouble like this.”

Lamas beat the media to the news of her DUI shame, by announcing the fact she had been arrested online before press organisations found out.

Rob Drydek Drunk, John Mayer Drunk, Drunk Celebrity Rob Drydek

The SofaKing — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:06:16 +0000

Rob Drydek and John Mayer Drunk

From thesuperficial.com:

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Rob Drydek of MTV’s Rob & Big got completely shitfaced with John Mayer Saturday night and ended up getting his stomach pumped. Of course, like any good friend/Twitter addict, John tweeted about it:

In triage at Cedars with @robdyrdek. When the contents of his stomach hit that silicon bag and we all saw it, we just broke into appluse.
1:49 AM Jun 14th from TwitterBerry

Applause. Shit! Applause.
1:49 AM Jun 14th from TwitterBerry.

If that’s not evidence enough of John’s unhealthy fascination with Twitter, scope out the tweet right before taking Rob to the hospital:

The ultimate live tweet: peeing in a club bathroom, but not without facing the mirror and mugging as if to say “hey, you’re doing great.”
1:08 AM Jun 14th from TwitterBerry

Diane Sawyer Drunk, Drunk Celebrity Diane Sawyer

The SofaKing — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:57:47 +0000

Diane Sawyer Seems A Bit Tipsy – Watch more News Videos

Heather Locklear Arrested for DUI, Heather Locklear Drunk, Drunk Celebrity Heather Locklear

The SofaKing — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:51:33 +0000

Another Celebrity at it again. This time Heather Locklear is arrested for Driving under the influence…. of what though? Read below.

From nypost.com:

California cops busted Heather Locklear and charged her with driving under the influence, in her second troubling encounter with law enforcement this year, officials said today.

Locklear, 47, was booked for suspicion of driving, while high on prescription drugs on Saturday before she made bail out of the Santa Barbara County Jail at about 11:30 p.m., authorities said.

The Santa Barbara County Sheriff released a mug shot of the fried actress, with running mascara and dark roots showing through her bleached blonde hair.

The actress was in the filthy rich community of Montecito at about 4:30 p.m., when she caught the attention of a concerned driver, cops said.

“She [Locklear] was observed by a citizen pulling out of a parking lot and the woman [witness] thought she [Locklear] was driving really erratically,” CHP spokesman Tom Marhsall said.

“She [the witness] didn’t know who she [the driver] was.”

The witness called 911 after spotting Locklear stopping and getting out her car several times within a few minutes, according to cops.

When an officer arrived, Locklear’s car was parked, blocking a lane of Highway 192, Marshall said.

Locklear passed tests to show she wasn’t drunk, but cops figured out she was impaired on an undisclosed prescription drug, officials said.

A rep for Locklear could not be immediately reached for comment today.

Ventura County paramedics rushed to Locklear’s home in March after the shrink called cops, fearing the actress could be despondent.

She was OK that day, but in April she checked into an Arizona psychological treatment facility for depression and anxiety.

Friends have said Locklear has been down in the dumps since her 11-year marriage to rocker Richie Sambora fell apart at the end of 2005.

Lil Wayne Drunk Picture, Drunk Celebrity Picture

The SofaKing — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:50:28 +0000

Lil Wayne Drunk Again! This guy has the same drunk face everytime!

Another drunk picture of Lil Wayne HERE

Snoop Dogg Drunk, Drunk Celebrity Snoop Dogg

The SofaKing — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:33:50 +0000

Snoop Dogg Drunk!

Damn… Snoop put the blunt down for once to try good stuff!! Cheers Snoop!

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Prince Harry Drunk Pictures, Drunk Celebrity Prince Harry

The SofaKing — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:20:33 +0000

A photographer spotted Harry one night after a few red bull and vodkas, and all hell broke loose according to the shell-shocked paparazzi:

“He saw me as he came out of the club’s rear entrance because he didn’t want to be spotted leaving with Natalie.

“He screamed at me to ‘F*** off’, then grabbed me and tried to shove me over. He had his hands around my collar and back.

“It was an assault. I’ve never known anything like it before.”

Harry then took off towards the car, and ended up completely busting his ass. Worse, his fall revealed a matching pink-socks-and-boxer-shorts combo, proving that jolly old England is observing its own “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy when it comes to switch hitters.

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Paris Hilton Drunk Picture, Drunk Celebrity Paris Hilton

The SofaKing — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:30:53 +0000

Paris Hilton Drunk Again

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Tara Reid Drunk, Drunk Celebrity Tara Reid

The SofaKing — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:20:59 +0000

Tara Reid Smashed again… What happened to this girl?!

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Lindsay Lohan Drunk, Drunk Celebrity Lindsay Lohan

The SofaKing — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:16:33 +0000

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