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Drunk Driver Downs a Bottle of Vodka as Cops Arrest Him
Now here is a way to go down… the guy knows he is getting a DUI. Why not go ahead and finish up your last bit of vodka right in front of the cop? Probably not the best idea, because of added penalties, but pretty damn funny! From news.cincinnati.com: SPRINGDALE – James Robinson had one [...]
2009-2010 Top Party Schools, Best Party Colleges
After some careful consideration this year, we have come up with our list of top 20 party schools all over the United States. And as always, if you feel that your school should have made the cut, or should be at a different rank that it is currently at, please feel free to post a [...]
Drunk 300 Pound Man in a Woman’s Dress Steals Rum and Coke
Funny Drunk News Story about a drunk 300 pound guy in a woman’s dress tying to steal rum! From apnews.com – SIOUX FALLS, S.D. (AP) – Police said a person believed to be a man disguised as a woman in a black dress tried to steal a bottle of rum and cola drinks from a [...]
Call SofaKing Drunk And Leave a Drunk Message! Drunk Phone Calls!
Hey everyone, we got a phone number for all you SofaKing Drunks to call! That’s right, hit us up on one of your drunk nights, say whats up, tell us a funny story, whatever you want… Just try to keep it fairly clean. Let us know what you think of the our site, what you [...]
Blacked Out Drunk Gets a Penis Tattoo
This is pretty funny, but also a wake up call. If this ever happens to one of you guys, its probably time to stop drinking! From www.thelocal.se – Passed out vodka lover comes to sporting lewd tattoo A 27-year-old man from northern Sweden has certain regrets about drinking a full bottle of vodka after waking [...]
Woman Wakes Up to Drunk Man in Her Bed, Drunk Cop Sneaking into Bed with a Stranger
This is pretty funny, what would you do if you woke up to some random person in the bed next to you? From the Washington Post – Woman Finds Officer in Her Bed Thursday, October 1, 2009 A U.S. Capitol Police officer was arrested Sunday morning in Arlington County when a woman came home and [...]
Guinness Food and Drink Recipes, Guiness 250 Year Anniversary
September 24, 2009 marks the 250th anniversary of Guinness. Join s the world celebrates in a global toast to Arthur Guinness and concerts at St. James Gate Brewery and other venues throughout Dublin. From Canada.com: As many Canadian beer drinkers will be unable to make the trip to Ireland to join the celebrations in the [...]
91 Year Old Naked Man Holds Drunken Intruder at Gunpoint
This is a pretty funny story about a 91 year old protecting his home with a gun… while naked. From apnews.com: LAKE WORTH, Fla. (AP) – Authorities said a naked 91-year-old man was able to hold a drunken intruder at gunpoint until deputies arrived. Robert E. Thompson jumped out of bed early Saturday when his [...]
Monkeys Booze It Up Because of Genes, Are you Born an Alcoholic, or Do You Become One?
A study suggests that certain monkeys will booze it up more because of their genes. Does this mean that alcoholism is a gene you are born with, or just an addicition that you bring on yourself? Post some comments on your opinion. Are you born an alcoholic, or do you become one by your own [...]
Wisconsin Court Praises Drunken Teen Concert Goer after being Entrapped by State Trooper for D.U.I.
From Fox News.com: MADISON, Wis. — An Illinois teen knew he was too drunk to drive home after a Dave Matthews Band concert south of Milwaukee. So he fell asleep in his car, only to be awoken by a state trooper. Travis Peterson, 19, of Dixon, Ill., said even though he told the officer he was [...]
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