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Sen. Kerry’s Daughter Alexandra Forbes Kerry Arrested On Suspicion of DUI
Senator John Kerry’s Daughter was busted in Los Angeles on suspicion of DUI the other morning. From myfoxny.com: (MYFOX NATIONAL) – Sen. John Kerry’s daughter, Alexandra Forbes Kerry, was arrested in Los Angeles Thursday on suspicion of driving under the influence, police told Fox News. The Los Angeles Police Department’s Norma Eisenman said Forbes Kerry [...]
Drinking Alcohol Healthy for Men’s Hearts, Healthy Drinking
We will drink to this!!! From news.bbc.co.uk: Alcohol ‘protects men’s hearts’ Drinking alcohol every day cuts the risk of heart disease in men by more than a third, a major study suggests. The Spanish research involving more than 15,500 men and 26,000 women found large quantities of alcohol could be even more beneficial for men. [...]
iPod Breathalyzer & FM Transmitter for iPod & iPhone, iBreath
This could very well be the greatest accessory invented for the iPod yet. It is a portable breathalyzer for your iPod of iPhone! Not only is it fun to mess around with your buddies, but can let you know if you are safe to be driving. From davidsteele.com: Introducing the iBreath Alcohol Breathalyzer. It’s the [...]
Drilling for Scotch Whiskey on the Rocks for 100 Years
From Associated Press: WELLINGTON, New Zealand — A beverage company has asked a team to drill through Antarctica’s ice for a lost cache of some vintage Scotch whiskey that has been on the rocks since a century ago. The drillers will be trying to reach two crates of McKinlay and Co. whiskey that were shipped [...]
Drunk Woman Falls onto Subway Tracks Almost Getting Run Over
OK, learn from this idiot. If you are that drunk, stay behind the thick yellow line. Isn’t that what that’s there for anyways?! She was inches away from touching the high voltage 3 bar on the subway tracks too. Look how close she comes to touching it! Subway Stops Inches Before Woman on Tracks – [...]
7-11 Releases its own Brand of Wine, Called Yosemite Road
This is classic, 7-11 and its parent company Seven & I Holdings Co., Ltd., released their own brand of wine. The wine is said to be valued at $6.99 a bottle, but will be sold for the low price of $3.99! Just when you thought nothing was worse than 2-Buck Chuck, 7-11 steps into the [...]
Woman Calls 911 to Report a DUI on Herself
This takes a lot of balls to call the cops on yourself and get arrested for a DUI. Why start driving in the first place?! She gets some credit for not continuing to drink and drive, but overall she is an idiot for first of all, driving drunk, and secondly, calling the cops on herself. [...]
Man Pleads Guilty to DUI on Motorized La-Z-Boy, La-Z-Boy Up for Auction
The ultimate vehicle to drive to your local bar, friends house to watch a game, or just to go to the fridge to get another beer without ever getting up off your ass! This is mans greatest invention to date! Not only is this the coolest invention ever is also can go up to 20 [...]
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Drunk Driver Downs a Bottle of Vodka as Cops Arrest Him
Now here is a way to go down… the guy knows he is getting a DUI. Why not go ahead and finish up your last bit of vodka right in front of the cop? Probably not the best idea, because of added penalties, but pretty damn funny! From news.cincinnati.com: SPRINGDALE – James Robinson had one [...]
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