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Bad Day Funny Drinking Joke
There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn’t move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said: [...]
Drinking Joke
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stands up to leave a bar and falls flat on his face. “Maybe all I need is some fresh air,” he thinks as he crawls outside. Once outside, he tries to stand up again, but falls face first in the mud. “Screw it,” he [...]
Live It Up – Drinking Joke
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 100?” He asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?” I [...]
Scottish Drinking Joke
A Scot is walking home from a bar and decides to take a nap in a nearby ditch. Later, a couple of girls stroll by and one says to the other, “Hey, is it true they don’t wear anything beneath those kilts?” The other says, “Let’s take a look”. So, after finding the lad completely [...]
Funny Beer Joke
Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years. one day, he just wasn’t paying attention, tripped on the walkway, fell into the beer vat, and drowned. The foreman felt it was his responsibility to inform the widow Murphy of her old man’s death. He showed up at the front door and rang [...]
Nationality Beer Joke
An Englishman, an American, and a Canadian went to a pub for a beer. When the beers were delivered they each noticed a fly floating on top. The Englishman pushed his draft away in disgust. “Bloody hell, I cannot drink such a mess!” The American shrugged, picked the fly out of his beer and proceeded [...]
Funny Single Guy Joke
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. After he finishes the beer, he sits the empty bottle in front of him and orders another beer. The takes the new beer and pours it on his hand. After doing this two or three times, the bartender finally asks why he keeps [...]
Beer Joke for Married Men
My wife came with instructions – loads of instructions. She instructed me on how to do everything all over again. And she was quick to point out all of my faults. I only came with two instructions . . . to show her how to use a beer opener and how to pick up the [...]
Drinking Joke for Married Men
There was married man who had a business meeting, but instead of attending the meeting, he went to the local bar with a friend instead. He drank himself stupid and eventually puked all over himself. He starts freaking out because he knows his wife is going to be pissed. , The bartender, trying to calm [...]
Beer Drinking Joke
A guy walks into a bar, tells the bartender to line up 10 glasses, and to start filling them up with beer. So the bartender starts filling the glasses up with beer while the man starts putting them away. The bartender says, “hey buddy, what’s your hurry”? The man says, “If you had what I [...]
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