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St. Patrick’s Day Jokes, Irish Jokes, Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, ‘Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up [...]
Alcohol Shown to be More Healthy Than Water
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year, we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we [...]
Halloween Drinking Joke
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his [...]
Drunk Joke
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!” he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. “Never mind,” he said with [...]
Dirty Drinking Joke
A guy walks into a bar and starts ordering shots, taking them down one after the other. After about 8 the bartender asks the man, “what’s the hurry?” The man replies, “first blow job today.” The bartender say, “we’ll congratulations! Here this one is on me then!” and hands the man another shot. The man [...]
Drinking Joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down. A couple of minutes later, the bartender sees the guy talking to his hand. Not wanting any of his other customers to beat this guy up, the bartender walks over and tells the guy to stop talking to his hand. “But I got [...]
Drinking Joke – Dirty
A colleague approached this man at lunch that invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, and that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The colleague suggested a way to overcome that problem: “When you get [...]
Drinking Joke
-Dirty- A guy walks into a bar carrying an 18″ alligator. The bartender says, “What do think you’re doing? Get that goddamn thing out of here. I don’t allow pets in my establishment”. The guy tries to explain. “Look he won’t cause any trouble. He’s well trained and I’ll prove it”. He then proceeds to [...]
Strip Club Drinking Joke
One day, three friends went to this “Gentlemen’s Club.” One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The “dancer” came over to them, and the one friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt. Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a [...]
Funny Drinking Joke
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. “What’s the matter?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking to me for a [...]
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