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Simpsons Drinking Quotes & Beer Quotes

“I like my beer cold … my TV loud … and my homosexuals flaming.” ~Homer Simpson “I used to rock ‘n roll all night and party everyday. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.” ~Homer Simpson “All right, brain, […]

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