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To our life together. As we walk the path of life, always know my hand is within your reach. You don’t really know what you are missing until you find what you have been waiting for. To my dream.
May you get all your wishes but one So you always have something to strive for. God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world. It’s better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow, than to spend tonight like there’s no money. Get on your knees and thank the Lord you’re on your feet. [...]
International Toasts Albanian: Gezuar! (All good things to you) Se hetan (To your health) Nga mot gezuar (Happiness for many years) Rrofsh sa malet (May you live as long as the hills) Te kini shendene (May you enjoy good health) Arabic: Al salam alaycum (Peace be with you) B’ism Allah! (In God’s name) Kasak! (In [...]
Favorite Toasts from Favorite Hosts Wherever [Eve] was, there was Eden. ~ Mark Twain’s Diary of Adam and Eve Pay no attention to what critics say. There has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic. ~ Joyce Gibb Far better is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though [...]
“He who laughs last, hasn’t passed out yet.” ~Anonymous “All vodka corrupts, but Absolut vodka corrupts Absolutely.” ~Anonymous “Take it from me, when you are hung over, eat something that will taste good coming back up.” ~ Jason Fox “I think someone should invent Beerguard, because how often do you actually spill Scotch on the [...]
Lois: “Peter, what did you promise me?” Peter: “That I wouldn’t drink at the stag party.” Lois: “And what did you do?” Peter: “Drank at the stag pa– … Whoa. I almost walked into that one.” Peter (after coming home drunk): “Oh, Lois thank God it’s you! The last few houses I went to were [...]
Famous Drinking Quotes from some of the greatest Authors, Poets, Playwrights, Politicians and of course our Founding Fathers! In alphabetical Order (please post any other that you can find) Aaron Howard Responsible Drinking? Now that’s an Oxymoron. Albert Einstein Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Alexander Pope Drink is the feast [...]
“I like my beer cold … my TV loud … and my homosexuals flaming.” ~Homer Simpson “I used to rock ‘n roll all night and party everyday. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.” ~Homer Simpson “All right, brain, [...]