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Great Drinking Quote From a Retired Old Man

I Received this in an email, so i dont know who to give credit to. This drinking quote is pretty funny! I’ve often been asked, ‘What do you old folks do now that you’re retired’? Well..I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, […]

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Anonymous Drinking Quotes & Beer Quotes

“He who laughs last, hasn’t passed out yet.” ~Anonymous “All vodka corrupts, but Absolut vodka corrupts Absolutely.” ~Anonymous “Take it from me, when you are hung over, eat something that will taste good coming back up.” ~ Jason Fox “I think someone should invent Beerguard, because how often do you actually spill Scotch on the […]

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