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Great Drinking Quote From a Retired Old Man

I Received this in an email, so i dont know who to give credit to. This drinking quote is pretty funny! I’ve often been asked, ‘What do you old folks do now that you’re retired’? Well..I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, […]

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Beer and Wine Healthier than Water, Ben Franklin Drinking Quote

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don’t. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end […]

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Songs About Drinking, Song Lyrics with References to Alcohol, Drinking Music, Drinking Lyrics

As always, please post more Lyrics that deal with drinking if you know of any! Thanks! Aceyalone First you start mumbling, Then you start stumbling Then your motor skills start malfunctioning Could it be the intake, Of the chemical that makes your body shake All over, so critical First one running to the bar, To […]

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Top 10 Drunk American Writers of All-Time

#10 – RAYMOND CHANDLER [1888-1959] “Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.” #9 – FREDERICK EXLEY [1929-92] “After a month’s sobriety my faculties became unbearably acute and I found myself unhealthily clairvoyant, having insights into places I’d […]

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Birthday Toasts

To a great age; old enough to know better, young enough not to care. May the only lift your face needs to provided by your smile. Birthdays were never like this when I had them. Although another year has passed, She’s no older than the last! Another candle on your cake? Well, that’s no cause […]

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Toasts For Friends

Here’s a toast to the future, A sigh for the past; We can love and remember, And hope to the last. And for all the base lies That the almanacs hold, While there’s love in the heart, We can never grow old. Here’s to cold nights, warm friends, and a good drink to give them. […]

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Girls Night Out

May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss. Here’s to husbands and sweethearts. May they never meet! Men are somewhat like sausage, Very smooth upon the skin; But you can never tell exactly How much hog there is within. To the men I’ve loved, To the men I’ve kissed, My heartfelt apologies […]

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Boys Night Out

A piece of cowboy advice: There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. ~ Will Rogers Here’s to you, here’s to me, in hopes we never disagree. But if we do, the hell with you… here’s to me! Here’s to love, a love that will linger. I gave her the ring… […]

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Anniversary Toasts

Here’s to you both, A beautiful pair, On the birthday of Your love affair. Here’s to the man who loves his wife, And loves his wife alone. For many a man loves another man’s wife, When he ought to be loving his own. Here’s to you who halves my sorrows and doubles my joys. I […]

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Wedding Toasts

Here’s to the bride and groom, a case of love pure and Simple: (Bride) is pure and (Groom) is simple. Here’s to King Solomon, ruler and sage, The wisest of men in history’s age. He had wives by the thousand, and thought it was fun. Here’s hoping you’ll know how to handle just one. Nothing […]

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