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Great Drinking Quote From a Retired Old Man
I Received this in an email, so i dont know who to give credit to. This drinking quote is pretty funny!
I’ve often been asked, ‘What do you old folks do now that you’re retired’? Well..I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering
background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and [...]
Beer and Wine Healthier than Water, Ben Franklin Drinking Quote
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don’t.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
freedom,in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
the year we would [...]
Songs About Drinking, Song Lyrics with References to Alcohol, Drinking Music, Drinking Lyrics
As always, please post more Lyrics that deal with drinking if you know of any! Thanks!
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First you start mumbling, Then you start stumbling
Then your motor skills start malfunctioning
Could it be the intake, Of the chemical that makes your body shake
All over, so critical
First one running to the bar, To get a drink
First one [...]
Top 10 Drunk American Writers of All-Time
#10 – RAYMOND CHANDLER [1888-1959]
“Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.”
#9 – FREDERICK EXLEY [1929-92]
“After a month’s sobriety my faculties became unbearably acute and I found myself unhealthily clairvoyant, having insights into places I’d as soon not [...]
Birthday Toasts
To a great age; old enough to know better, young enough not to care.
May the only lift your face needs to provided by your smile.
Birthdays were never like this when I had them.
Although another year has passed,
She’s no older than the last!
Another candle on your cake?
Well, that’s no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have [...]
Toasts For Friends
Here’s a toast to the future,
A sigh for the past;
We can love and remember,
And hope to the last.
And for all the base lies
That the almanacs hold,
While there’s love in the heart,
We can never grow old.
Here’s to cold nights, warm friends, and a good drink to give them.
May our house always be too small to hold [...]
Girls Night Out
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.
Here’s to husbands and sweethearts. May they never meet!
Men are somewhat like sausage,
Very smooth upon the skin;
But you can never tell exactly
How much hog there is within.
To the men I’ve loved,
To the men I’ve kissed,
My heartfelt apologies
To the men I’ve missed.
Here’s to the men we [...]
Boys Night Out
A piece of cowboy advice: There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
~ Will Rogers Here’s to you, here’s to me, in hopes we never disagree. But if we do, the hell with you… here’s to me!
Here’s to love, a love that will linger. I gave her [...]
Anniversary Toasts
Here’s to you both,
A beautiful pair,
On the birthday of
Your love affair.
Here’s to the man who loves his wife,
And loves his wife alone.
For many a man loves another man’s wife,
When he ought to be loving his own.
Here’s to you who halves my sorrows and doubles my joys.
I have known many,
Liked a few,
Loved one-
Here’s to you.
To [...]
Wedding Toasts
Here’s to the bride and groom, a case of love pure and
Simple: (Bride) is pure and (Groom) is simple.
Here’s to King Solomon, ruler and sage,
The wisest of men in history’s age.
He had wives by the thousand, and thought it was fun.
Here’s hoping you’ll know how to handle just one.
Nothing is nobler or more admirable
Than [...]
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