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Aceyalone
First you start mumbling, Then you start stumbling
Then your motor skills start malfunctioning
Could it be the intake, Of the chemical that makes your body shake
All over, so critical
First one running to the bar, To get a drink
First one hanging out the car, Chunky pink
Really paralyzed, numb up and sedated, Moving with that rubber band body when you faded
Smoke about an ounce of weed, Drank ten beers, it’s just a
It’s just a Matter of time before you start getting the fears
You can’t steer?
You can’t hear?
You ain’t here, you can’t steer clear?
You wanna go home?
[Chorus]
When you see somebody stumbling when they walk by
Tell ‘em hey kid, walk straight, master your high
Droolin from the mouth with them bloodshot eyes
Tell ‘em hey kid, walk straight, master your high
You took a half of shrooms, you think you gon die?
Hey kid, walk straight, master your high
Can’t remember a thing no matter how hard you try
Master your high
First you smoke indo, Then some chocolate
But the gin and juice got you skyrocketing
Yo, can I get a Long Island? Who got the bud?
Now you wanna lay it down, In the club
You supposed to be a thug drinking thug passion
But you can barely push it to the house, Without crashing
Now, you know better, Than getting that saucy
Trying to mix tequila, With kamekaze and Rossi
Fudge brownies, With ganja butter
Then you wanna hit the bone? Your eyes flutter
Yo, she had a happy face, On her ecstacy
She started touching her private place, While she standing next to me
You shoulda had one drink, Like your girl
Now you in the bathroom, Calling Earl
Oh, now you got the spins, The head-twirls
Underestimate your high, It rocked your world
[Chorus]
First you need oxygen, For circulation
Then you need agua, Rejuvination
Maybe you should eat something, But nothing spicy
Maybe try a cold thai, Nice and icy
Now you can’t leave here, You can barely open doors
Maybe take a shower, Open your pores
Just try to shake it off, Have some activity
Get your shit together, Then come back to the festivities
I’m not saying don’t get high, Cuz that’s on you
I’m just saying if you don’t get high, Then what to do?
See, my friend right here, Can hold his liquor
But my friend right here, Is getting sicker
Yo, he started beef with my homie over what?
Shootthis fool to the house, Go sober up
Maybe you should listen up, Heed the warning
Before you gonna wake up sick as fuck, In the morning
God DAMN! ~ Master Your High lyrics

Alkaline Trio
“Sorry I’m late, I was out spoiling my liver. I couldn’t wait, the sun was up for far too long today. And i cant see straight, but the two of you look awfully pretty. And i couldn’t wait, been awake for far too long today.” ~ Cooking Wine

“Waking up, zeroed in on medicine. Am i waking up at all today? Seeing lights, feeling pain, there’s my cure on ice. I can walk, but I will crawl there.” ~ Crawl

“Never had a drink I didn’t Like. Got a taste of you and threw up all night.” ~ Crawl

“Just give me medicine, prescribe me anything. Just knock me out and walk me through that door. Well, I have no desire to see through my own eyes anymore.” ~ Take Lots With Alcohol

“Did I remember to keep your beer as full as mine, did I remember to say cheers?” ~ I’m Dying Tomorrow

“A Lonely liver suspended in liquid.” ~ Bleeder

Atmosphere
“And this is for those who drink Malt Liquor, put the poison in your body just to pass out quicker. When death calls best believe it’s gonna get all emotional cause I ain’t goin’ to hell without my menthol’s.”~ The Things that Hate Us

“Everybody say “Ho” for the Cuervo! You can drive if you promise to be careful.” ~ The Things that Hate Us

“Aint no way, to explain or say,
How painful the hang over was today,
In front of the toilet, hands and knees,
Trying to breathe in-between the dry-heaves.
My baby made me some coffee,
Afraid that if I drink some it’s probably comin right back out me.
Couple of Advil, relax and chill,
At a stand still with how bad I feel.
I think I need to smell fresh air,
So I stepped out the back door and fell down the stairs.
The sunlight hit me dead in the eye like,
It’s mad that I gave half the day to last night.
My bad sight made me trip on my ass right,
Into that patch of grass like that’s life.
All of the sudden, I realize somethin,
The weather is amazing, even the birds are bumpin.
Stood up and took a look and a breathe,
And there’s that light that I forgot that I possessed.
Never really seen exercise this friendly,
But I think something’s tellin me to ride that Case B.
The brakes are broken, that’s alright.
The tires got air and the chain seems tight.
Hopped on, and felt the summertime,
It reminds me of one of them moosob lines
Like,

Sunshine sunshine its fine,
I feel it in my skin, warmin up my mind,
Sometimes you gotta give in to win,
I love the days that it shines,
Whoa let it shine,

Whoa let it shine,
Whoa let it.

If I could I would keep this feelin in a plastic jar,
Bust it out whenever someone’s actin hard.
Settle down barbecue in the back yard,
The kids get treats and old folks get classic cars.
Everyday that gets to passed is a success,
And every woman looks better in a sun dress.
The sunshines an excuse to shoot hoops get juice,
Show improved new moves and let loose.
I hear voices, I see smiles to match ‘em,
Good times, and you can feel it in the fashion.
Even though the heat cooks up the action,
The streets still got butterflies, enough kids to catch ‘em.
Ridin my bike around these lakes man,
Feelin like I finally figured out my escape plan.
Take it all in the day, started off all wrong,
But somehow now that hang over is all gone.
Aint nothin like the sound of the leaves,
When the breeze penetrates these Southside trees.
leanin up against one, watchin the vibe,
Forgettin all about the stress thankin god I’m alive.
It’s so simple, I had to keep the song simple,
And when I get home, I’m gonna open all the windows.
Feelin’ alright, stopped at a stop sign,
A car pulled up, bumpin’ Fresh Princes’ summertime.
Summer summer,
Time.” ~ Sunshine (Had to put this whole song up, Classic Drinking Song).

“So what’s it gonna be? You all look like whisky people to me.” ~ Ha, This One Is About Alcohol Too

“Here comes a beer, catch all your tears. Drink the remedy forget about your problems. Here comes a shot, lose all your thoughts. Drink the remedy forget about your problems. This one’s on me, fix you for free. Drink the remedy forget about your everything. This one’s on me, got what you need. And take your medicine, you’ll feel better friend. And that’s life, but with these gas prices it’s cheaper to just drink yourself to sleep. Dependency can be your best friend once you know that drugs and alcohol is all you’ve got that’s dependable. It’s enough to make you want to huff the paint again, and lock yourself in the bathroom with the Jameson. Nah man, come down here and make a friend. If you do right you won’t remember tonight. We’re still open so have another cold one. Until you don’t recognize where you woke up.” ~ Ha, This One Is About Alcohol Too

“Catch me in the back with a whisky. Chattin’ up a Missy, like I’m attractive a witty.” ~ Crewed Up

The Eagles
“Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the right words never come
You just get numb
It’s another tequila sunrise,this old world
still looks the same,
Another frame” ~ Tequila Sunrise

Felt (Slug & Murs)
“7 in the morning police at my door, but i spent last night on someone else’s floor.
Out the back window, didnt know where I was.
Still kinda buzzed with a head full of drugs.” ~ Early Morning Tony

“See the pool of vomit that you standin’ in?
Yeah thats your mans and them. Whats up with your mans and them?” ~ Your Mans and Them

Garth Brooks
“Cause I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I’ll be okay
I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I’ve got friends in low places” ~ Friends in Low Places

Kenny Chesney
“We had a keg in the closet,
Pizza on the floor
Left over from the night before
Where we were going we didn’t really care
We had all we ever wanted
And that keg in the closet” ~ Keg in the Closet

The Grouch
“No i don’t wear hemp or drink liquor, and that don’t make me the man, just a little bit sicker.” ~ Artsy

Ice Cube
“Its ironic, I had the brew, she had the chronic.
The Lakers Beat the Super Sonics.” ~ It Was A Good Day

“Drunk as hell, but no throwin’ up,
Half way home and my pager’s still blowin’ up.” ~ It Was A Good Day

Mickey Avalon
“I like a girl with caked up makeup
in the sunshine smoking cigarettes to pass the time
who wakes up to a bottle of wine on the nightstand
bites and scratches the blinds” ~ So Rich, So Pretty

O.A.R.
“I woke up with a headache from the night before, because sometimes I drink.
I spent the night with my head in a toilet bowl, that’s where i like to think.” ~ Missing Pieces

“My mind is turning, just two shots more
there’s not much left to play.” ~ That Was a Crazy Game of Poker

“Who’s up for game three, I can barley see the bourbon drowning next to me.” ~ That Was a Crazy Game of Poker

“And I drink a bottle of whiskey, ‘fore,
came to the bar to see whats the same.” ~ That Was a Crazy Game of Poker

Pepper
“All this time did you think I would be here for your sake, I hope you got a bottle of Wine. And if it’s a drinking problem, I’ll be laughing at the bottom because I already finished mine” ~ Nice Time

Snoop Dogg
“Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice. Laid back (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind).” ~ Gin & Juice

Sublime
“The answer’s always waiting at the liquor store. 40 ounces to freedom, so I take that walk.” ~ 40 OZ to Freedom

Tom Waits
Song ~ The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)

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#10 - RAYMOND CHANDLER [1888-1959]

“Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.”

#9 - FREDERICK EXLEY [1929-92]

“After a month’s sobriety my faculties became unbearably acute and I found myself unhealthily clairvoyant, having insights into places I’d as soon not journey to. Unlike some men, I had never drunk for boldness or charm or wit; I had used alcohol for precisely what it was, a depressant to check the mental exhilaration produced by extended sobriety.”

#8 - JACK KEROUAC [1922-69]

“As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind.”

#7 - HARRY CREWS [1935- ]

“Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together; then one day I woke up and the band had gone home and I was lying in the broken glass with a shirt full of puke and I said, ‘Hey, man, the ball game’s up’.” [Editor’s Note: According to published reports, Crews has been sober since 1987. Way to go, Harry!]
#6 - JACK LONDON [1876-1916]

“I was carrying a beautiful alcoholic conflagration around with me. The thing fed on its own heat and flamed the fiercer. There was no time, in all my waking time, that I didn’t want a drink. I began to anticipate the completion of my daily thousand words by taking a drink when only five hundred words were written. It was not long until I prefaced the beginning of the thousand words with a drink.”

#5 - F. SCOTT FITZGERALD [1896-1940]

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”

#4 - WILLIAM FAULKNER [1897-1962]

“There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn’t fool with booze until he’s fifty; then he’s a damn fool if he doesn’t.”

#3 - EDGAR ALLAN POE [1809-49]

“I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.”

#2 - ERNEST HEMINGWAY [1899-1961]

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” - Hemingway

#1 - CHARLES BUKOWSKI [1920-94] & HUNTER S. THOMPSON [1937-2005]

“Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It’s like killing yourself, and then you’re reborn. I guess I’ve lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.”

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” - Thompson

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To a great age; old enough to know better, young enough not to care.

May the only lift your face needs to provided by your smile.

Birthdays were never like this when I had them.
Although another year has passed,
She’s no older than the last!

Another candle on your cake?
Well, that’s no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the darn thing out!

With love to you on your day of days. We lift our glasses to sing your praise.

Here’s to birthdays. They’re not so bad, considering the alternative.

From father to son or mother to daughter.
When you were born I saw in you all the things I had dreamed for myself.
Now I see that you are more than I could have imagined.
Happy birthday (son, daughter). May all of the dreams you have for yourself come true.

To a (brother, sister) who I am honored to call my friend.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
~ Frank Sinatra

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Here’s a toast to the future,
A sigh for the past;
We can love and remember,
And hope to the last.
And for all the base lies
That the almanacs hold,
While there’s love in the heart,
We can never grow old.

Here’s to cold nights, warm friends, and a good drink to give them.

May our house always be too small to hold all our friends.

Here’s to a friend: He knows you well and likes you just the same.

The Lord gives us our relatives-thank God we can choose our friends.

Here’s to tall ships, here’s to small ships, here’s to all the ships in the sea. But the bet ships are friendships: Here’s to you and me!

To our best friends, who know the worst about us, but refuse to believe it.

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May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.

Here’s to husbands and sweethearts. May they never meet!

Men are somewhat like sausage,
Very smooth upon the skin;
But you can never tell exactly
How much hog there is within.

To the men I’ve loved,
To the men I’ve kissed,
My heartfelt apologies
To the men I’ve missed.

Here’s to the men we love,
And here’s to the men that love us.
But the men we love aren’t the men who love us,
So screw the men and here’s to us!

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A piece of cowboy advice: There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
~ Will Rogers Here’s to you, here’s to me, in hopes we never disagree. But if we do, the hell with you… here’s to me!

Here’s to love, a love that will linger. I gave her the ring… and she gave me the finger.

Here’s to good whiskey, good wine, lifelong friends, and more good times.

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Here’s to you both,
A beautiful pair,
On the birthday of
Your love affair.
Here’s to the man who loves his wife,
And loves his wife alone.
For many a man loves another man’s wife,
When he ought to be loving his own.

Here’s to you who halves my sorrows and doubles my joys.

I have known many,
Liked a few,
Loved one-
Here’s to you.
To marriage: an exercise than works every muscle in the human spirit.

May you always look into each other’s eyes as you did the night you first met.

Joy to you on your anniversary. From this day forward may you be blessed with the same happiness your union has brought to those around you.

I thought I would forget who I was after our marriage but I realize I have become who I am because of it. May our years together continue to bring out the best in each other.

To the wonderful couple who shows the rest of us what love is all about.

I have known the groom for a long time. He is a man of honor, humor, and integrity. Though honor and integrity make the man, my toast is to humor, which makes the marriage.

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Here’s to the bride and groom, a case of love pure and
Simple: (Bride) is pure and (Groom) is simple.
Here’s to King Solomon, ruler and sage,
The wisest of men in history’s age.
He had wives by the thousand, and thought it was fun.
Here’s hoping you’ll know how to handle just one.
Nothing is nobler or more admirable
Than when two people who see eye to eye live together as
Husband and wife,
Thereby confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
~ Homer, from The Odyssey

May you never lie, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in each other’s arms. And if you must cheat, cheat death. But if you must drink, drink with all of us because we love you.
Marriage is a lot like the army; everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlist.
A wedding wish: May you never forget what is worth remembering, or remember what is worth forgetting.
Look down you gods,
And on this couple drop a blessed crown.
~ William Shakespeare

Never above you, never below you,
Always beside you.
…..And remember, on any disagreement the husband is entitled to the last few words. And those words are, “Yes, dear.”
To the happy couple. May your needs be few, your blessings be many, and your credit be limitless and low-interest.
May your lifetime together be full and complete,
And your kisses together be deep, warm, and sweet.
Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter to the other. Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. Now there is no more loneliness. Now there are two persons, but one life before you. Go now to your dwelling, to enter in to the days of your life together. And may your days be good and long upon the Earth.
~ From an Apache Indian Wedding Ceremony

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To our life together. As we walk the path of life, always know my hand is within your reach.

You don’t really know what you are missing until you find what you have been waiting for. To my dream.

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May you get all your wishes but one
So you always have something to strive for.

God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world.

It’s better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow, than to spend tonight like there’s no money.

Get on your knees and thank the Lord you’re on your feet.

May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend.

May your glasses ever be full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.

Here’s to long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer-and another one!

Always remember to forget
The things that made you sad.
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.
Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.
But never forget to remember
Those who have stuck by you.
Always remember to forget
The troubles that passed away.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day.
May the blessings of each day
Be the blessings you need most.

St Patrick was a gentleman
Who through strategy and stealth
Drove all the snakes from Ireland.
Here’s toasting to his health.
But not too many toastings
Lest you lose yourself, and then
Forget the good St Patrick
And see all those snakes again.

May you have:
No frost on your spuds,
No worms on your cabbage.
May your goat give plenty of milk.
And if you inherit a donkey,
May she be in foal.

May your heart be warm and happy
With the lilt of Irish laughter
Every day in every way
And forever and ever after.

Here’s that we may always have
A clean shirt
A clean conscience
And a punt (pint) in your pocket.

May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use.

May you live all the days of your life.
~ Jonathan Swift, Anglo-Irish writer

If you’re lucky enough to be Irish…you’re lucky enough.

As you slide down the banister of life,
May the splinters never point the wrong way.

Health and long life to you.
Land without rent to you.
A child every year to you.
And if you can’t go to heaven,
May you at least die in Ireland.

May the Lord keep you I his hand
And never close His fist too tight.

May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks.
May your heart be as light as a song.
May each day bring you bright hours,
That stay with you all year long.
For each petal on the Shamrock
This brings a wish your way-
Good health, good luck, and happiness
For today and every day.

Wherever you go and whatever you do
May the luck of the Irish be there with you.

Here’s to the four hinges of society.
May you fight, steal, lie and drink.
When you fight, may your fight for your country.
When you steal, may you steal away from bad company.
When you lie, may you lie at the side of your sweetheart.
And when you drink, may you drink with me.

Here’s to beefsteak when you’re hungry,
Whiskey when you’re dry,
All the women you’ll ever want,
And heaven when you die.

May the saints protect you,
And sorrow neglect you,
And bad luck to the one
That doesn’t respect you.