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St. Patrick’s Day Drunk T-Shirt, Drunk Irish T-Shirt

The SofaKing — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:43:36 +0000

St. Patrick’s day is just around the corner, so make sure you are equipped with all the right drinking gear!!

Like this exclusive Sofa King Drunk, Irish T-Shirt!

You will have your Green on for St. Patty’s day, and everyone will know just how drunk you are… SOFA KING DRUNK!!

Order yours now so you will have it in time to wear on St. Patrick’s Day this year!!!

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Drunk Hook-Up Underwear, Funny Underwear, Drunk Undies

The SofaKing — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 22:51:43 +0000

The perfect Drunk Hook-Up Underwear!! Nothing more needs to be said… just let that special drunk hook-up know that they are Welcome for being with you!

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Funny Beer Stein, You’re Welcome Beer Glass, I Pissed in Your Beer

The SofaKing — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 02:36:59 +0000

All you beer drinkers out there with a good sense of humor, check out this Beer Stein!

Quote on Stein reads: “I Pissed in Your Beer… You’re Welcome!”

This is a great gift for a drinking buddy, or just a great Beer Mug to have around for practical jokes!

Order HERE!

Beer Posters, Beer Signs, Alcohol Posters, Alcohol Signs

The SofaKing — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:57:55 +0000

This site has the largest collection of Beer Posters, Beer Tin Signs, Alcohol Posters, and Alcohol Tin Signs. There are some pretty cool and old-fashion beer and alcohol posters here. Its worth checking out!

Click here or picture to go to the Poster Site

The Wine Rack, Alcohol Bra, Beer Bra for Women

The SofaKing — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:03:39 +0000

Now women can sneak their favorite drink into any event. Click here to order.

Also for you men who are looking for a way to sneak some beer into your sporting events, or anything else, Click here to see your option.

Turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends! Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too! Not to mention the savings on over priced drinks.

“We developed The Wine rack to “Fill Out” our product line if you will. The picture shown here is of our good friend Drea, who is NOT, no offense Drea, Well Endowed. Sporting the Wine rack and Voila’ Drea’s giving Pamela Anderson a run for the money.

Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!

With simple blow into the tube it’s easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.”(http://www.drinkingstuff.com)

Beer Can Hiders

SofaKing Drunk — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:27:59 +0000

The Miller Mask

Perfect for sneaking Beer into those places where it’s not aloud!

Still to Come:

The Budweiser Disguiser
The Heinie Hider
The Coor’s Cover
The Pabst Pass-By
The Keystone Unknown
Natural Light/Ice

Download – Print, Tape or glue on can. Use glossy photo paper for a more realistic look.

Captain Morgan’s Merchandise

SofaKing Drunk — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:58:32 +0000

As a huge Captain fan i had to throw this up. This site has a lot of cool Captain Morgan’s Merchandise.

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Captain Morgan’s Mirror

Captain Morgan’s Shot Glasses

Captain Morgan’s Coasters

Pool Beer Pong – PortOPong

SofaKing Drunk — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:43:31 +0000

Perfect for the Summer, Beer Pong in the Pool! What could be better?!

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“Summer might be pretty much over, but that’s not going to stop me from writing about a really sweet summertime item. This PortOPong combines two of summer’s greatest outdoor activities: swimming and beer pong. Simply blow it up, insert your Solo cups, and experience the most drowning-risk-filled game of beer pong you’ve ever played. Look how much fun the responsible parents above seem to be having! It’s not too late; there are still some warm days left this season. Don’t let them pass you by!”(gizmodo.com)

A Home Pub Fridge for Real Men

SofaKing Drunk — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:01:52 +0000

This is amazing, and real clean looking. This would be an easy sell to the wives of all you married men!

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“The inventor of the HomePub, a fridge freezer with built-in draught beer system, is, it goes without saying, a genius. Designed with special people in mind, the kind who like to pour beer on their cornflakes or drink their coffee with beer and two sugars, there’s designated space for two five-liter kegs.”(gizmodo.com)

It’s All Muscle Beer Belly T-SHIRT – Dringing Gear

SofaKing Drunk — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 22:19:50 +0000

Great for that friend that you need to tell to cut back a little.

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All-in-One Golf Divot Tool, Cigar Holder, Ball Marker Shotgun Opener – Drinking Gear

SofaKing Drunk — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 22:01:31 +0000

This is pretty great, an all in one for your drunk golfing days!

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Beer Shotgun Keychain – Drinking Gear

SofaKing Drunk — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:56:12 +0000

A must have for any party. Keeps sharp knifes and other objects used to puncture the cans out of drunk peoples hands.

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Drunken Pedestrians Metal Sign – Drinking Gear

SofaKing Drunk — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:42:26 +0000

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“The Watch for Drunks Crossing sign reflects responsible party hosting. We realize that walking through a crowded party or bar packed with fun, wildly gesticulating party guests, a myriad of snack trays flying through the air like Ninja throwing stars, writhing belly dancers, an equally writing mechanical bull, and the plethora of Barcardi girls wielding their shot glasses, never mind the swimming pool deathtrap, can be tricky. Throw intoxication into the mix and someone is bound to get hurt. No matter what kind of party you throw, the Watch for Drunken Pedestrians sign will get some laughs. This black and yellow road sign-style sign depicts a pedestrian attempting the 5-shot shuffle. This diamond-shaped warning has a pre-drilled hole to easily hang and let the obstacle course begin. Measures 11.5? x 11.5? diamond.”(after5catalog.com)

Black & Tan Tool Kit – Snake Bite Tool – Drinking Gear

SofaKing Drunk — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:33:07 +0000

Great for making Black and Tans, or Snake Bites!
“If you’ve never had a black & tan, you’ve never truly experienced life. And if you have had one, then you should truly start experiencing them at home (and not just in Irish pubs). The Brutul (pronounced “brew tool”) Black & Tan Kit demystifies the process and increases the enjoyment of these delicious, layered beer drinks. The stainless steel “Lagerhead” turtle tool (which also doubles as a bottle opener) allows you to gently layer your black (stout) on top of your tan (lager) in a way no standard spoon or flat tool can. The Brutul Black & Tan Tool Kit also includes a pub bar towel, two substantial stainless steel coasters with cork bottoms, and two 16 oz. thick-glass pub tumblers.”(after5catalog.com)

Beer Sign – Helping Ugly People Have Sex

SofaKing Drunk — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:27:01 +0000

“Another reason to love beer! The “BEER: Helping ugly people have sex since 54 B.C.” metal sign is evidence of the much rumored effects of beer in addition to good times. In fact, we consider this vintage sign as the wink-wink nudge-nudge of “good times had by all.” This full-color metal replica sign has rusted edges for an antique looking sign and has pre-drilled holes for efficient hanging of this bar sign in your beer establishment or home bar. Beer goggles not included. As the purveyor of this sign, but not necessarily its message, we cannot be held responsible for ugly babies anywhere. Measures 8″W x 14″H.”(after5catalog.com)