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The Hangover Cure – A Solution to All Your Problems?

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Being the drinker that I am, I’m always looking for the best way to rage all night and not feel like shit the next day, so when I heard about The Hangover Cure, I thought that it’d definitely be worth a try. Let’s be honest, we’ve all tried many different home remedies for a hangover [...]

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Book Review: Colin Lark’s What the F@ck Happened Last Night

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To say that I’m an avid reader would be a gross overstatement. However, when I find a book that I like, I’ll read it cover to cover as quickly as I can. Colin Lark’s What the F@ck Happened Last Night was unfortunately not one of those books. As excited as I was to read this [...]

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What is a Beeramid? Definition of Beeramid, AKA Beer Pyramid

Definition: Beeramid (noun) AKA Beer Pyramid 1. A pyramid made with beer cans. 2. Beer cans all stacked and shaped into a pyramid form. 3. Created by stacking all your empty beer cans from the night into the shape of a pyramid. 4. Beeramids are not limited to only a pyramid shape 5. Sometimes six [...]

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Share Your Pictures with the SofaKing

We’ve got a new picture sharing system that allows you to upload your pictures to share with our users. Just go into the Your Drunk Pictures section of our website and choose the gallery that you want to add your pictures to. Or you can just view the pictures in each gallery. Check it out, [...]

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Definition of Shit-Faced, What Does It Take to be Truly Shitfaced

Definition: Shit-Faced (adjective/slang) – AKA Butt-Faced 1. Very Very Drunk, intoxicated beyond comprehension. 2. To be extremely inebriated, to the point of forgetting your name, or where you are at. 3. Having reached an all time high of alcohol consumption and unable to control yourself. 4. Unable to stand or walk in a straight line. [...]

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Become a Fan of Sofa King on Facebook

Now you can become a fan of Sofa King Drunk on Facebook! There’s just one catch though… due to the nature of our site (alcohol related) you’ll have to login to Facebook before you can become a fan. Just click the link below and join us today! // Sofa King Drunk on Facebook You’ll know [...]

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Mint Flavored Sweet Tea Vodka – Does It Get Any Better Than This?

Mint Flavored Sweet Tea Vodka – Does It Get Any Better Than This? 

Since we’re on the topic of sweet tea vodka, I thought I’d add another post about it. I just saw a post over at The Drunk Pirate that introduces a new type of Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka – FireFly’s own Mint flavored sweet tea vodka. AKA Heaven. I have yet to try this stuff since [...]

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Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka – Reinventing Vodka

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If you haven’t ever tried sweet tea, I recommend you visit the south… Florida, Atlanta… anywhere down that way will work. Once you’ve tried sweet tea, you’re next step will be to sample the sweet goodness of FireFly Sweet Tea Vodka. Just pour it over ice and take it down. Honestly… it tastes like tea. [...]

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Emmitt Smith Drink Recipe, Drink What Emmit Drinks

Next time you head out to the bars, make sure you try and Emmitt Smith. When the bartender tells you, “I don’t know what that is” Explain to them that is simply Grey Goose and pineapple juice. Enjoy.

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Gin & Juice Drink Recipe – Snoop Dogg Style

Gangster Version 1 Part Gin 1 Part Juice – OJ will do you right Variation (less ghetto) 2oz. Gin 2oz. Grapefruit Juice 3oz. Orange Juice 1 slice of Lime Measure ice into a cocktail shaker with a highball glass. Add ingredients and shake well. Pour into highball glass and garnish with a slice of lime. [...]

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