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The A-List of Celebrity Cocktails – Top 10 Celebrity Cocktails

To those in the know, the moment when a person becomes a bona fide celebrity is not when they first grace the pages of a trashy magazine, nor when they first get recognised in the street. It’s only at the point when a person has a cocktail named after them, that they truly pass beyond the frontiers of our normal public realm and into the absurd and adored world of real fame. So who’s made it onto the celebrity cocktail A-list? Without further ado, here are our top 10 celebs available in liquid form at a haunt near you:

  1. Barack Obama – The big dawg. In global terms, they don’t come more famous than the President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. Alongside a Nobel Peace Prize, Barack also has a number of drinks named after him to his credit, often involving a tropical juice-based nod to his Hawaiian heritage.
  2. Britney Spears – Something sweet and tacky with this lady’s name attached to it is never more than a few bars away in most cities.
  3. Graham Norton – In a Graham Norton cocktail, fruity flavours and a generous amount of brown sugar around the rim are both a must. The last bit is pretty gross when you think about it.
  4. Margaret Thatcher – A number of bars in the UK have taken to serving Bloody Marys as Maggie Thatchers in the wake of the iron lady’s demise. There’s no doubt that these concoctions are suitably divisive, with ingredients including tomato juice, celery and Tabasco.
  5. Jack Bauer – Drinkers around the globe celebrate the 24 star with this jager-based concoction that’s guaranteed to keep you going around the clock!
  6. Nathan Fillion – A Canadian favourite. Smooth but with a fruity bite. Get some dark rum in there, after all, he was captain of a space pirate ship! Knock one back whilst playing on Intertops Casino in homage.
  7. Jimi Hendrix – This purple vodka and syrup-based cocktail will have things looking a little hazy in no time at all!
  8. Satan – Whether or not you actually think he’s real, the Devil still looms large in our public consciousness, which is probably why there are several drinks named after the sod. They say he’s got all the best songs, so why not the best cocktails too?
  9. Paul Gascoigne – If you’re after proof that bar staff are quite cruel people, look no further than the ‘Gazza’, a drink featuring a stomach-turning combination of numerous spirits – both wicked in its humour and grim for the customer!
  10. Vladimir Putin – This vodka-heavy cocktail will have you riding a horse topless through the woods and play-wrestling with huge dogs in next to no time at all. Or that’s what you’ll think you’re doing at least.
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