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Definition of Hammered, What it Means to be Hammered Ass Drunk

Hammered Drunk DefinitionDefinition: Hammered
AKA Hammered Ass Drunk

1. To be Intoxicated beyond your average drunkenness.
2. To be Intoxicated with alcohol to the point of impaired judgment and lack of physical and mental control.
3. Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
4. Unable to stand or walk in a straight line due to too much alcohol intake.
5. Being so drunk that you think everyone is your friend, and likes you hanging all over them spilling your beer on their shoes.

Synonyms –
Blitzed, bombed, boozed up, buzzed, dead drunk, drunk as a skunk, dead to the world, drunken, feeling good, feeling no pain, flushed, flying, fried, gone, half in the bag, high, hooched up, inebriated, jacked, juiced, liquored up, lit, loaded, piss drunk, pissed, plastered, polluted, sauced, seeing double, sloshed, sofa king drunk, stoned, tanked, three sheets to the wind, tipsy, totaled, under the influence, under the table, wasted, woozy, zonked

That dude is Hammered, he can’t even walk straight!

Who the hell is that guy over there? Spilling beer on everyone, and giving out hugs like they are friends. He is hammered! If he comes over here he is getting hit!

Joe: How come every time I go out with you guys I end up getting so Hammered!?
Stan: Because you are a pussy and used to sitting at home every night  and drinking with your grandma.

Last night I must have been so hammered and tired, because I woke up this morning in the back alleyway of that bar we were at. Thanks for leaving me there dicks!

Dude, that chic is so hammered! I have seen her make out with 4 different dudes already tonight.

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