Irish Drinking Joke – “Water to Wine”
Monday, April 20, 2009
An Irish priest is driving down to
New York and gets stopped for speeding.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the
priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor
of the car.
New York and gets stopped for speeding.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the
priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor
of the car.
He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the priest.
The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and says,
“Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
“Good Lord! He’s done it again!”


