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Browsing all articles from April, 2009.

Three Sheets Has Been Saved! Three Sheets Is Back On Air!

Three Sheets, the best TV show ever has just announced that it has been saved and will continue filming new episodes. There will be a Cinco De Mayo party to celebrate this along with the announcement of the new network that will be hosting Three Sheets. Check out the Zaño De Mayo Party info below!
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Drunk Hang Overs Mistaken for Swine Flu Symptoms

Passengers on a flight from Cancun Mexico to Maryland Scared a whole plane of passengers with Swine Flu Symptoms. Turns out Swine Flu symptoms also resemble hang over symptoms. Who would have thought that too much drinking would make you feel sick to your stomach. All you Sofa King Drunks out there, watch how you [...]

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California DUI Attorneys, CA DUI Lawyers, California DUI Laws

Here are a list of California DUI Defense Attorneys. They all specialize in Drunk Driving Defense and are members of the National College for DUI [...]

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Obama Drinking Beer at NBA Game

President Barak Obama haveing a Beer at while attending a Wizards-Bulls basketball game.

Photo:Politico.com Credit:Reuters

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Cinco De Mayo Drink Recipes, Cinco De Mayo Cocktails, Cocktail Recipes

Mexitini Drink Recipe
1 oz Van Gogh Oranje Vodka
.5 oz tequila
.5 oz orange juice
Orange slice for garnish
Pour all ingredients into cocktail shaker, with crushed ice. Shake vigorously and strain into a martini glass, and garnish with an orange slice.
Cinco de Mayo Drink Recipe
2.5 oz white tequila
1 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz Rose’s® lime juice
Shake well with ice [...]

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Irish Drinking Joke – “You’ve Been Drinking Again”

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.
The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.
So, the Irishman stood up to leave fell flat on his face.
He tried to stand one more time; same result.
He figured he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air
and [...]

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Earth Day Drink Recipes, Earth Day Cocktails, Organic Cocktail Recipes, Think Green Drink Recipes

Here are some great cocktails and drink recipes to enjoy this year on Earth Day. Think Green, and drink up!
Greentini Drink Recipe (Think Greentini)
2 oz 360 vodka
1.5 oz melon liqueur
Shake with ice and strain into a martini glass and garnish with a lime wedge
Organic Globe Drink Recipe
2 oz Vodka Organic (Square One)
1 oz Ice wine
.5 [...]

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Irish Drinking Joke – “Lost at Sea”

Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael,
were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic
escape from a burning freighter.
While rummaging through the boat’s
provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp.
Secretly hoping that a genie would appear,
he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came [...]

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Irish Drinking Joke – “The Brother”

Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub having beer
and watching the brothel across the street.
They saw a Baptist minister walk into the
brothel, and one of them said,
“Aye, ’tis a shame to see a man of the
cloth goin’ bad.”

Then they saw a Rabbi enter the brothel,
and the [...]

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Irish Drinking Joke – “Water to Wine”

An Irish priest is driving down to
New York and gets stopped for speeding.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the
priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor
of the car.

He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”

“Just water,” says the priest.

The trooper says, “Then why do I smell [...]

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