Browsing all articles from December, 2008.
New Years Eve Cocktail Recipes, New Years Cocktails, New Years Drinks
Here is a list of some great Drink Recipes and Cocktails to roll into the new year with! Enjoy!
Happy New Year Drink Recipe
1/4 oz Brandy
4 oz Champagne
3/4 oz Orange juice
3/4 oz Port
Mix together all ingredients with crushed ice in a glass, garnish with mint leaves and enjoy the new year!
Best Year Drink Recipe
1/2 oz [...]
Drunk Bar Joke
An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, “No way buddy you’re too drunk.”
A few minutes later the drunk comes in through the bathrooms, again he slurs, “give me a drink”, bartender says “No man I told you last time you’re too drunk”
Five minutes later [...]
THINGS THAT ARE HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
* Indubitably
* Preliminary
* Proliferation
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
* Specificity
* Antidisestablishmentarianism
* Loquacious
* Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
* Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
* Nope, no more booze for me.
* Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
* [...]
Best Christmas Drink Recipes, Best Christmas Cocktails
Here are a few of our favorite Christmas Drink Recipes, Best Christmas Cocktails! Enjoy and feel free to post any other christmas cocktail recipes that you enjoy!
Merry Christmas!!
Three Wise Men Drink Recipe
1 part Jack Daniel’s
1 part Jim Beam
1 part Whiskey, blended (Johnnie Walker)
Combine ingredients in a shot glass.
Mistletoe Drink Recipe
1 oz. Gin
1 oz. Grenadine
1 tsp. [...]
SofaKingDrunk Now Partners with 5min.com
Just wanted to let everyone know that SofaKingDrunk.com has agreed to a partnership with 5min.com. You may have already noticed the related videos box at the bottom of each article. 5min.com is a website full of “How to” videos. We felt having these videos on our site would be great for SofaKing, and you the [...]
Christmas Cocktail Recipes, Christms Drink Recipes, Christmas Cocktails
A list of some great Christmas Drink Recipes and Christmas Cocktails!
Drunken Elf Drink Recipe
1 oz Bacardi Golden Rum
Pink LemonadeServe with a candy cane hanging off the rim of a tall slender glass.
The Grinch Drink Recipe
2 oz. Midori
1/2 oz. lemon juice (fresh)
1 tsp. sugar syrup
Mix all ingredients with ice in a shaker [...]
John Daly Drunk and Passes out at Hooters
Atleast they gave him the appropriate Hooter’s colored Jump Suite for his time in Jail! Hooter’s Orange!!! Passing out at Hooters is better than Drunk Driving! Way to go John!
From thesmokinggun.com:
After getting plastered (and passing out) at a Hooter’s in Winston-Salem, North Carolina in October 2008, professional golfer John Daly was carted off to the [...]
Beer Can Christmas Ornaments, Liquor Ornaments, Beer Ornaments
Here are some clever ways to use alcohol bottles and cans to decorate your house and tree this Christmas.
Please feel free to upload any of your photos in the Your Drunk Pictures Section.
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Beer Can Toy Soldier
Absolute Angels
Drunk Santa’s Sleigh Ride
The Tree Wise Men
Tin Can Toy Solider [Flickr]
Santa’s Drunken [...]
Reno DUI Suspect Drove Off With Gas Hose In Tank
Only in Reno! What an Idiot!
From the FresnoBee.com:
The Nevada Highway Patrol says a drunken driving suspect in Reno was gassed in more ways than one.
A 40-year-old Reno woman was arrested early Tuesday after an ambulance crew saw her driving on U.S. Highway 395 with a fuel hose and nozzle sticking out of her gas tank.
Patrol [...]
Christmas Punch Recipes, Christmas Drink Recipes, Christmas Cocktail Punch
Christmas Cranberry Punch Recipe
64-ounce cranberry juice cocktail, chilled
1 bottle red wine, chilled
1/3 cup bottled sweetened lime juice
1 liter bottle lemon-lime soda
Mix all ingredients in a large punch bowl and add ice cubes.
Christmas Cranberry Punch Recipe
2 cups Vodka
4 cups cranberry juice
1 1/2 cups lime juice
2 cups water
3 tbsp. sugar
Combine ingredients in a large and festive punch [...]
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