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Browsing all articles from August, 2008.

Drunk College President Resigns from Iowa Central Community College

Best college president ever!  Drunk out on a lake with on the 4th of July. Then receives 400K to resign from a crappy community college position. Please… Mr. President, tell me you’re not angry about this! That is awesome!
From www.desmoinesregister.com:
Iowa Central Community College President Robert Paxton will collect $400,000 from the school in return for [...]

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Seven and Seven Drink Recipe, 7 and 7 Drink Recipe

1 1/2 oz Seagram’s 7® Whiskey
4 1/2 oz Seven-Up® or Sprite
Pour Seagram’s 7 and Seven-Up into a highball glass on the rocks. Mix and serve.
Cheap, easy, and good!

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Back to School Drink Recipes, Back to School Cocktails

All you college students getting ready for school to start again… and more importantly, all the beginning of the year parties!  Here are a some drink recipes and cocktails that will get you right back into action!
SofaKing’s Fav’s:
1. Captain and Coke – Always good to start the year off with a little Captain. Start the [...]

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Hangover Cures & Hangover Myths, How to Wake Up Without a Hangover

Ever Wake up in the morning regretting something you did the night before?
These wont help, but nonetheless, they are good to know when drinking heavy amounts of alcohol!
Here are some myths about what can help stop a hangover. In the end, it all just boils down to, if you consume too much alcohol, you will [...]

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Other Uses For Beer, 9 Strange Uses for Beer

9 Strange Uses for Beer
There are many different uses for beer besides getting drunk.
There are many useful uses for beer besides drinking it and having fun. Most of us just enjoy drinking beer, but the truth is, it can be used in a variety of different ways. Especially when you don’t want to throw away [...]

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Google Street Van Captured a Drunk Guy Passed Out In His Front Yard

If you have never seen Google Street, you need to go check it out. It provides a 3-D view of the roads that you drive on. How every you rarely see something like this on it. A Drunk guy is passed out in his front yard and is captured by the Google Street van as [...]

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MillerCoors to Launch Foster’s Premium Ale, Foster’s New Look

MillerCoors is going to be relaunching Foster’s Special Bitter as Foster’s Premium Ale. Personally I could care less. Foster’s is one of the worst tasting beers that the MillerCoors company has in production. After a terrible long long night of drinking this crap in a casino, all for a chance to win a raffle, I [...]

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Eva Mendez Drunk, Eva Mendez Boob Shot, Drunk Celebrity Eva Mendez

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Drunk Shy Guy Joke, Bar Joke

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”
She responds by yelling, at the top of her [...]

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