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Browsing all articles from April, 2008.

Prepared Cocktails vs Beer, Canned Cocktails

The sale of Spirits in the U.S. has declined as the economy has slowed over the past year. More and more people are staying home and drinking rather than going out and having a cocktail and dinner somewhere. Some believe this helps the sale of beer because it is much easier to just crack open [...]

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Top 5 Drinks for College Students, Top 5 College Drinks Recipes

These, in my opinion are the best drinks for college student. By far not my top 5 favorite cocktails of all time, but a list of fairly decent tasting drinks that are guaranteed to get you trashed, and not break the bank! Just what every college student is looking for! #5 – Steel Reserve Although [...]

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Hollywood Drink Recipe, Hollywood Cocktail

When you feel like living the high life, or just want to taste what the other half drinks, give the Hollywood a try! Ingredients: 1 1/2 oz Vodka 1 oz Triple Sec 1 1/2 oz Raspberry Liqueur 1 splash Lime Juice Mix all ingredients in a shaker and strain and serve Hollywood Drink in a [...]

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Brass Funky Punch Drink Recipe

Combine: 3 parts Mickey’s Malt liquor (or any Malt Liquor) 1 part Orange juice Pour orange juice into Mickey’s Malt Liquor into a pitcher or punch bowl and enjoy the good life! Also be sure to check out the Original Brass Monkey!

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Top 5 Drunk Celebrities Caught on Tape, Drunk Celebrity Videos

5. Danny DeVito Lit Up on The View 4. Tracy Morgan Plowed in El Pas 3. Ben Affleck Loaded and Horney 2. David Hasselhoff Hammered With Hamburger 1. Paris Hilton Blitzed and Racist! Paris, drinking and your typical slurs against blacks, Jews and lesbians

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Drunk Celebrity Kiefer Sutherland Tackles Christmas Tree

Kiefer proves that he is a pirate by boarding a Christmas Tree. This is actually a clip from I Trust You to Kill Me, a documentary following Kiefer’s band on tour. Kiefer is nothing more than just a road manager for the band.

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There is going to be a Tucker Max Movie, Called “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell”

There will be a Tucker Max Movie! Script written by Tucker Max and Nils Parker. The movie is fiction, but is based on heavily true events from the Book and Website. Pre-Order the movie on DVD – I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Click Here for the link to the blog about the Tucker [...]

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Carmelo Anthony Arrested for DUI, Denver Nuggets Star Arrested for DUI

The Denver Nuggets Superstar Carmelo Anthony was arrested for a DUI on Monday morning. Carmelo came forward to apologize the following day for his actions and is trying to do the right thing by manning up 3to his mistakes. “Carmelo Anthony said Tuesday he was “truly sorry” for his arrest on DUI charges, and police [...]

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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK; TRY TO SAY THIS DRUNK

THINGS THAT ARE SOMEWHAT DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Tran-substantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I’m married. 2. Nope, no more booze for [...]

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The Perfect Pisco Sour Drink Recipe

Ingredients: 2 oz. Pisco 1/2 Egg White 2 tbs. Sugar 2 oz. Lemon Juice Shake with ice, then strain and pour into a sugar rimmed glass, and add a dash of angostura bitters.

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