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Top 5 Drinks for College Students, Top 5 College Drinks Recipes

These, in my opinion are the best drinks for college student. By far not my top 5 favorite cocktails of all time, but a list of fairly decent tasting drinks that are guaranteed to get you trashed, and not break the bank! Just what every college student is looking for!

Steele reserve

#5 – Steel Reserve

Although not the greatest tasting malt liquor… actually this shit is fucking terrible. But it is 99cents for a 24ounce can, and has an alcohol content of 8.1%. Just a couple bucks and you are guaranteed to be feeling it! Which puts this up on the list for one of the best college drinks.

#4 – Popov and Energy Drinks

Popov or any other cheap, off name brand vodka in a plastic bottle. The great thing about mixing cheap vodka with an energy drink is the energy drink masks the taste of even the cheapest vodka! Don’t believe me, try it! This may just become your new favorite College Drink Recipe.

#3 – Brass Monkey

One of the greatest tasting drinks i have ever had. Its almost like a mimosa, but will get you drunk! And all you who have never seen girls drink malt liquor, just give them one of these. All you need is a 40, of your favorite Malt Liquor, and any type of Orange Juice. Drink the 40 down to the top of the label, then refile the 40 to the top with the Orange Juice. Simple and Fantastic!! Click Here to view the Brass Monkey Drink Recipe.

#2 – Seven and Seven

You really cant beat a good whiskey but when you are on a budget, a bottle of Seagram’s 7 does just fine. Mix it with some Seven Up, Sprite or any clear soda and you are good to go. Easy to make, and tastes great for a plastic bottle of liquor under 10 bucks. If you are a fan of whiskey, I strongly recommend you try the cheap alternative next time drinking with your college buddies.

Jungle Juice

#1 – Jungle Juice

I had to put this at the #1 spot for the best college drink because it is so easy to make, and taste great. All you need is any type of cheap alcohol (Plastic Bottle vodkas and rums) some juice and a big bucket or cooler to mix it in. You get a few of your college buddies to throw in on a few 8 dollar bottles the whole party is set. If you want to take it up one notch, grab some cans of fruit (pineapple etc.) to throw in there. BAM! not you got food and drinks for real cheap. Jungle juice is perfect for any college party. I feel Bacardi 151 is the best to use for Jungle juice though. Although it is a little more expensive than most plastic bottled liquors, you get a lot more bite for your dollar and is guaranteed to wreck you and your party!

As always, if you feel this list should be changed or altered in any way, post your comments.

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  1. brendo234 says:

    Hop Skip & Get Naked:
    Handle of cheap ass gin.
    12 pack of cheap ass beer.
    2 frozen cans of pink lemonade.

    The pink lemonade hides the terrible taste of the cheap gin and cheap beer… Mix it up, hop skip and get naked!!!

  2. Jason says:

    #4 aka liquid crack

  3. Ashley says:

    don’t do #4 unless u want to have a heart attack because alcohol and energy drinks have opposite effects on the body.. alcohol slows it down and energy drinks speed it up.. so in conclusion like jason says #4 – liquid crack

  4. Jeff says:

    Natty Ice pounders do not forget. 5 bucks for a 6 PACK of 16 oz. Natty Ice pounder+Bong= no taste. its amazing.

  5. Tyler says:

    Try Dragon Berry Smirnoff vodka + lemonade = Dragon Seed, The vodka is a little pricey but the drink is easy and you cant taste the alcohol.

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