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Do’s and Don’ts When Drinking

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Do’s

- Start early, End Late.

- Get her number.

- Finish your drink, no matter what.

- DO learn how to make a rose out of a cocktail napkin…. you’ll get laid at least once in your life from this move. (Hendu)

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Don’ts

- Guys: No Frozen Drinks

- Forget her number.

- Drink and drive – you might spill your drink.

- Pass out with your shoes on. (especially around a crowd age 25 and under).

- Confess your love to a girl you met that night. Strippers excluded.

- Ever say “No” to a free drink, or shot. (This is the one time you are aloud to accept any drink. i.e. Frozen/Girly drink. Just finish it fast, and get it out of hand.)

- Leave anything left in your glass, cup, can or bottle. (If you do, your friends are aloud to call you “Half-Drink-Nancy” the rest of the night).

- Look at yourself in the mirror after your 8th drink… it will shake your confidence. (Hendu)

- Drink from a straw… unless you like boys…. little boys. (Hendu)

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