Birthday Toasts

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To a great age; old enough to know better, young enough not to care.

May the only lift your face needs to provided by your smile.

Birthdays were never like this when I had them.
Although another year has passed,
She’s no older than the last!

Another candle on your cake?
Well, that’s no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the darn thing out!

With love to you on your day of days. We lift our glasses to sing your praise.

Here’s to birthdays. They’re not so bad, considering the alternative.

From father to son or mother to daughter.
When you were born I saw in you all the things I had dreamed for myself.
Now I see that you are more than I could have imagined.
Happy birthday (son, daughter). May all of the dreams you have for yourself come true.

To a (brother, sister) who I am honored to call my friend.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
~ Frank Sinatra

Toasts For Friends

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Here’s a toast to the future,
A sigh for the past;
We can love and remember,
And hope to the last.
And for all the base lies
That the almanacs hold,
While there’s love in the heart,
We can never grow old.

Here’s to cold nights, warm friends, and a good drink to give them.

May our house always be too small to hold all our friends.

Here’s to a friend: He knows you well and likes you just the same.

The Lord gives us our relatives-thank God we can choose our friends.

Here’s to tall ships, here’s to small ships, here’s to all the ships in the sea. But the bet ships are friendships: Here’s to you and me!

To our best friends, who know the worst about us, but refuse to believe it.

Girls Night Out

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May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.

Here’s to husbands and sweethearts. May they never meet!

Men are somewhat like sausage,
Very smooth upon the skin;
But you can never tell exactly
How much hog there is within.

To the men I’ve loved,
To the men I’ve kissed,
My heartfelt apologies
To the men I’ve missed.

Here’s to the men we love,
And here’s to the men that love us.
But the men we love aren’t the men who love us,
So screw the men and here’s to us!

Boys Night Out

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A piece of cowboy advice: There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
~ Will Rogers
Here’s to you, here’s to me, in hopes we never disagree. But if we do, the hell with you… here’s to me!

Here’s to love, a love that will linger. I gave her the ring… and she gave me the finger.

Here’s to good whiskey, good wine, lifelong friends, and more good times.

Anniversary Toasts

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Here’s to you both,
A beautiful pair,
On the birthday of
Your love affair.
Here’s to the man who loves his wife,
And loves his wife alone.
For many a man loves another man’s wife,
When he ought to be loving his own.

Here’s to you who halves my sorrows and doubles my joys.

I have known many,
Liked a few,
Loved one-
Here’s to you.
To marriage: an exercise than works every muscle in the human spirit.

May you always look into each other’s eyes as you did the night you first met.

Joy to you on your anniversary. From this day forward may you be blessed with the same happiness your union has brought to those around you.

I thought I would forget who I was after our marriage but I realize I have become who I am because of it. May our years together continue to bring out the best in each other.

To the wonderful couple who shows the rest of us what love is all about.

I have known the groom for a long time. He is a man of honor, humor, and integrity. Though honor and integrity make the man, my toast is to humor, which makes the marriage.

Wedding Toasts

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Here’s to the bride and groom, a case of love pure and
Simple: (Bride) is pure and (Groom) is simple.
Here’s to King Solomon, ruler and sage,
The wisest of men in history’s age.
He had wives by the thousand, and thought it was fun.
Here’s hoping you’ll know how to handle just one.
Nothing is nobler or more admirable
Than when two people who see eye to eye live together as
Husband and wife,
Thereby confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
~ Homer, from The Odyssey

May you never lie, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in each other’s arms. And if you must cheat, cheat death. But if you must drink, drink with all of us because we love you.
Marriage is a lot like the army; everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlist.
A wedding wish: May you never forget what is worth remembering, or remember what is worth forgetting.
Look down you gods,
And on this couple drop a blessed crown.
~ William Shakespeare

Never above you, never below you,
Always beside you.
…..And remember, on any disagreement the husband is entitled to the last few words. And those words are, “Yes, dear.”
To the happy couple. May your needs be few, your blessings be many, and your credit be limitless and low-interest.
May your lifetime together be full and complete,
And your kisses together be deep, warm, and sweet.
Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter to the other. Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. Now there is no more loneliness. Now there are two persons, but one life before you. Go now to your dwelling, to enter in to the days of your life together. And may your days be good and long upon the Earth.
~ From an Apache Indian Wedding Ceremony

Romantic Toasts

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To our life together. As we walk the path of life, always know my hand is within your reach.

You don’t really know what you are missing until you find what you have been waiting for. To my dream.

Irish Toasts

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May you get all your wishes but one
So you always have something to strive for.

God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world.

It’s better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow, than to spend tonight like there’s no money.

Get on your knees and thank the Lord you’re on your feet.

May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend.

May your glasses ever be full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.

Here’s to long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer-and another one!

Always remember to forget
The things that made you sad.
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.
Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.
But never forget to remember
Those who have stuck by you.
Always remember to forget
The troubles that passed away.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day.
May the blessings of each day
Be the blessings you need most.

St Patrick was a gentleman
Who through strategy and stealth
Drove all the snakes from Ireland.
Here’s toasting to his health.
But not too many toastings
Lest you lose yourself, and then
Forget the good St Patrick
And see all those snakes again.

May you have:
No frost on your spuds,
No worms on your cabbage.
May your goat give plenty of milk.
And if you inherit a donkey,
May she be in foal.

May your heart be warm and happy
With the lilt of Irish laughter
Every day in every way
And forever and ever after.

Here’s that we may always have
A clean shirt
A clean conscience
And a punt (pint) in your pocket.

May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use.

May you live all the days of your life.
~ Jonathan Swift, Anglo-Irish writer

If you’re lucky enough to be Irish…you’re lucky enough.

As you slide down the banister of life,
May the splinters never point the wrong way.

Health and long life to you.
Land without rent to you.
A child every year to you.
And if you can’t go to heaven,
May you at least die in Ireland.

May the Lord keep you I his hand
And never close His fist too tight.

May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks.
May your heart be as light as a song.
May each day bring you bright hours,
That stay with you all year long.
For each petal on the Shamrock
This brings a wish your way-
Good health, good luck, and happiness
For today and every day.

Wherever you go and whatever you do
May the luck of the Irish be there with you.

Here’s to the four hinges of society.
May you fight, steal, lie and drink.
When you fight, may your fight for your country.
When you steal, may you steal away from bad company.
When you lie, may you lie at the side of your sweetheart.
And when you drink, may you drink with me.

Here’s to beefsteak when you’re hungry,
Whiskey when you’re dry,
All the women you’ll ever want,
And heaven when you die.

May the saints protect you,
And sorrow neglect you,
And bad luck to the one
That doesn’t respect you.

International Toasts

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International Toasts

Albanian: Gezuar! (All good things to you)
Se hetan (To your health)
Nga mot gezuar (Happiness for many years)
Rrofsh sa malet (May you live as long as the hills)
Te kini shendene (May you enjoy good health)

Arabic: Al salam alaycum (Peace be with you)
B’ism Allah! (In God’s name)
Kasak! (In your honor)
Sihatikom! (To your health!)
Besehtak! (To your health! Good luck! Success! Happiness)
Fi sihtak! (To your health)

Argentinean: Salud! (To your health)

Armenian: Genatzt

Australian: Cheers!

Austrian: Prosit! (May it be to your health)

Belgian: Op uw gezonheid! (To your health)

Bolivian: Salud! (To your health)

Brazilian: Saude! Viva! (To your health)

Chinese: Yum sen! (Drink to victory)
Kan pei! (Bottoms up)

Czech/Slovak: Na Zdravi! (Health to you)

Danish: Skal! (A salute to you)

Dutch: Proost!
Geluch!
Op je gezondheid (To your health)

Esperanto: Je zia sano!

Estonian: Tervist! (Good health to you)
Parimat tulevikuks! (Best for your future)

Farsi: Salumati!

Finnish: Kippis! Terveydeksi! (To your health)

French: A vortre sante! Sante! Chin! (To your health)
Je leve mon verre a votre sante. (I raise my glass to your health)
Ici a la ange avec un demander pour un diable! Moi!
(Here’s to an angel with a yearning for a devil! Me!)

German: Prosit! (To health)
Ofen warm, Bier kalt, Weib jung, Wein alt.
(Oven warm, beer cold, wife young, wine old)

Greeks: Eis Igian!
Stin ygia sou! (To your health)

Greenlandic: Kasuguta!

Gypsy: May you live until a dead horse kicks you!

Hawaiian: Havoli maoli oe! (To your happiness)
Kou ola kino! (To your health)
Huapala! (To my sweetheart)

Hebrew: L’Chaim (To life)

Hungarian: Kedves egeszsegere!

Icelandic: Santanka nu!

Indian: Aap ki sehat ke liye! (To your health)

Indonesian: Selemat!

Irish: Slante!

Italian: A la salute!
Viva l’amore! (Long live love)
Cin-cin! (All things good to you)

Japanese: Omedeto Gozaimasu! (Congratulations)
Kampai! Banzai! Campi! (Bottoms up)

Korean: Ogung bai! (Bottoms up)
Chu-kha-ham-ni-da! (Congratulations)

Lithuanian: I sveikatas! (To your health)

Mexican: Salud!

Moroccan: Saha wa’afiab!

New Zealand: Kia ora!

Norwegian: Skal!

Pakistani: Sanda bashi!

Philippine: Mabuhay!

Romanian: Noroc! (Good luck)

Spanish: Salud!
Salud y amor sin suegra! (Health and love without a mother in law.)

Thai: Chai you! (To your health and well-being)

Yiddish: Mazel tov! (Congratulations)
Zol zon tzgezhint! (To your good health)

Toats and Quotes - Drinking Toasts

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Favorite Toasts from Favorite Hosts
Wherever [Eve] was, there was Eden.
~ Mark Twain’s Diary of Adam and Eve

Pay no attention to what critics say. There has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic.
~ Joyce Gibb

Far better is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, for they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
~ Theadore Roosevelt

Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, to all the people you can, as long as you can
~ John Wesley, English theologian

Do more than exist, live.
Do more than touch, feel.
Do more than look, observe.
Do more than read, absorb.
Do more than hear, listen.
Do more than think, ponder.
Do more than talk, say something.
May you live as long as you want, but never want as long as you live.
~ Sheila Murray Bethel (Irish toast)

Amore, salud, dinero, y tiempo para gustarle-love, health, money, and time to enjoy it
~ Frank Basile

Marriage is a commitment to life. To the best two people can give to themselves and to each other. Marriage deepens and enriches every detail of living. Fun is more thrilling. Happiness is fuller. Compassion is stronger. Forgiveness is faster. Laughter is richer. Sharing is deeper. Marriage has more potential than any other relationship for bringing out the best in ourselves and living life to its fullest. May your marriage bind you closer than any other relationship on earth.
~ (Toast #133 from Executive Portfolio of Model Speeches, Prentice Hall.)

Here’s to the desert
And the valleys so green;
Here’s to the cowgirls
And the cowboys so lean;
Here’s to the ones we love
Dearest and most;
And God bless Texas-
That’s a Texan’s toast.
~ Doc Blakely

My friend I wish health to you,
I also wish wealth to you;
I wish the best that life can give to you,
And may dreams always come true to you.
May fortune to kind to you,
And happiness be true to you;
And love be so sweet to you
And life be long and good to you.
And in this toast we give to you
Our love we all give to you.
~ Willie Jolley

May you always work like you don’t need the money;
May you always love like you’ve never been hurt; and
May you always dance like there’s nobody watching.
~ Jack Canfield

Live each day as if it’s your last, and each night as if it was your first.
~ Shep Hyken

Here’s to you and here’s to me,
And if we ever disagree,
The heck with you! Here’s to me!
~ John Patrick Dolan

There are silver ships
There are gold ships,
But there are no ships
Like friendships.
~ W. Mitchell

May the best ye’ve ever seen
Be the worst ye’ll ever see.
May a moose ne’er leave your girnal
Wi’ a tear drap in his ee.
May ye aye keep hale and hearty
Till ye’re auld enough tae dee,
May ye aye be just as happy
As I wish ye aye tae be
~ Scottish ancestry (Moose=mouse; girnal=pantry)

Lang may your lum reek…
W’other folks coal
(Lum=chimney, reek=smoke)
~ Scottish toast

May opinion never float on the waves of ignorance,
May we look forward with pleasure, and backwards
Without remorse,
May we never crack a joke to break a reputation,
May we never suffer for principles we do not hold,
May we live to learn, and learn to live well,
May we live in pleasure and die out of debt,
A head to earn and a heart to spend,
Health of body, peace of mind, a clean shirt and a guinea*.
(*A guinea was one pound, one shilling-a little less than $2.00)
~ Scotland

I drink to the health of another,
And the drink I drink to is he,
In hope that he drinks to another,
And the other he drinks to is me.
~ Scotland

May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.
~ Old Irish Blessing

May you live as long as you want to,
And want to as long as you live.
~ Dennis McQuistion

May the hinges of friendship never rust,
May the wings of love never tear loose a feather,
And may this sacred circle of love grow deeper and
Stronger every year,
And not be broken as long as we live.
‘Cause they tell me that a bell is not a bell until we ring it,
A song is not a song until we sing it,
Love was not put in our hearts to stay,
Love is only love when we give it away.
So here’s to those we love,
And here’s to those who love us,
And here’s to those that we love
Who love those who love us.
So lets keep this circle of friends and never forget
That life is our greatest gift,
And living nobly, our finest art.
And what we can do, we ought’a do,
And what we ought’a do, we can do;
And what we can do, and ought’a do, I know we will do.
Good luck, God bless, I love every one of you.
~ Cavett Robert Toast

Dear Lord,
In the battle that goes on through life,
I ask only for a field that is fair,
A chance that is equal to all the strife,
The courage to strive and to dare.
If I should win, let it be by the code,
With my faith and my honor held high;
But if I should lose,
Let me stand by the road,
And cheer as the winners go by.
~ Prayer of a Sportsman