Browsing all articles from October, 2007.
Birthday Toasts
To a great age; old enough to know better, young enough not to care.
May the only lift your face needs to provided by your smile.
Birthdays were never like this when I had them.
Although another year has passed,
She’s no older than the last!
Another candle on your cake?
Well, that’s no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have [...]
Toasts For Friends
Here’s a toast to the future,
A sigh for the past;
We can love and remember,
And hope to the last.
And for all the base lies
That the almanacs hold,
While there’s love in the heart,
We can never grow old.
Here’s to cold nights, warm friends, and a good drink to give them.
May our house always be too small to hold [...]
Girls Night Out
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.
Here’s to husbands and sweethearts. May they never meet!
Men are somewhat like sausage,
Very smooth upon the skin;
But you can never tell exactly
How much hog there is within.
To the men I’ve loved,
To the men I’ve kissed,
My heartfelt apologies
To the men I’ve missed.
Here’s to the men we [...]
Boys Night Out
A piece of cowboy advice: There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
~ Will Rogers Here’s to you, here’s to me, in hopes we never disagree. But if we do, the hell with you… here’s to me!
Here’s to love, a love that will linger. I gave her [...]
Anniversary Toasts
Here’s to you both,
A beautiful pair,
On the birthday of
Your love affair.
Here’s to the man who loves his wife,
And loves his wife alone.
For many a man loves another man’s wife,
When he ought to be loving his own.
Here’s to you who halves my sorrows and doubles my joys.
I have known many,
Liked a few,
Loved one-
Here’s to you.
To [...]
Wedding Toasts
Here’s to the bride and groom, a case of love pure and
Simple: (Bride) is pure and (Groom) is simple.
Here’s to King Solomon, ruler and sage,
The wisest of men in history’s age.
He had wives by the thousand, and thought it was fun.
Here’s hoping you’ll know how to handle just one.
Nothing is nobler or more admirable
Than [...]
Romantic Toasts
To our life together. As we walk the path of life, always know my hand is within your reach.
You don’t really know what you are missing until you find what you have been waiting for. To my dream.
Irish Toasts
May you get all your wishes but one
So you always have something to strive for.
God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world.
It’s better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow, than to spend tonight like there’s no money.
Get on your knees and thank the Lord you’re on your feet.
May the enemies of Ireland [...]
International Toasts
International Toasts
Albanian: Gezuar! (All good things to you)
Se hetan (To your health)
Nga mot gezuar (Happiness for many years)
Rrofsh sa malet (May you live as long as the hills)
Te kini shendene (May you enjoy good health)
Arabic: Al salam alaycum (Peace be with you)
B’ism Allah! (In God’s name)
Kasak! (In your honor)
Sihatikom! (To your health!)
Besehtak! (To your health! [...]
Toats and Quotes – Drinking Toasts
Favorite Toasts from Favorite Hosts
Wherever [Eve] was, there was Eden.
~ Mark Twain’s Diary of Adam and Eve
Pay no attention to what critics say. There has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic.
~ Joyce Gibb
Far better is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, [...]
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