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As a huge Captain fan i had to throw this up. This site has a lot of cool Captain Morgan’s Merchandise.

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Captain Morgan’s Mirror

Captain Morgan’s Shot Glasses

Captain Morgan’s Coasters

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Perfect for the Summer, Beer Pong in the Pool! What could be better?!

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“Summer might be pretty much over, but that’s not going to stop me from writing about a really sweet summertime item. This PortOPong combines two of summer’s greatest outdoor activities: swimming and beer pong. Simply blow it up, insert your Solo cups, and experience the most drowning-risk-filled game of beer pong you’ve ever played. Look how much fun the responsible parents above seem to be having! It’s not too late; there are still some warm days left this season. Don’t let them pass you by!”(gizmodo.com)

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This is amazing, and real clean looking.  This would be an easy sell to the wives of all you married men!

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“The inventor of the HomePub, a fridge freezer with built-in draught beer system, is, it goes without saying, a genius. Designed with special people in mind, the kind who like to pour beer on their cornflakes or drink their coffee with beer and two sugars, there’s designated space for two five-liter kegs.”(gizmodo.com)

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Great for that friend that you need to tell to cut back a little.

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This is pretty great, an all in one for your drunk golfing days!

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A must have for any party. Keeps sharp knifes and other objects used to puncture the cans out of drunk peoples hands.

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“The Watch for Drunks Crossing sign reflects responsible party hosting. We realize that walking through a crowded party or bar packed with fun, wildly gesticulating party guests, a myriad of snack trays flying through the air like Ninja throwing stars, writhing belly dancers, an equally writing mechanical bull, and the plethora of Barcardi girls wielding their shot glasses, never mind the swimming pool deathtrap, can be tricky. Throw intoxication into the mix and someone is bound to get hurt. No matter what kind of party you throw, the Watch for Drunken Pedestrians sign will get some laughs. This black and yellow road sign-style sign depicts a pedestrian attempting the 5-shot shuffle. This diamond-shaped warning has a pre-drilled hole to easily hang and let the obstacle course begin. Measures 11.5? x 11.5? diamond.”(after5catalog.com)

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Great for making Black and Tans, or Snake Bites!
“If you’ve never had a black & tan, you’ve never truly experienced life. And if you have had one, then you should truly start experiencing them at home (and not just in Irish pubs). The Brutul (pronounced “brew tool”) Black & Tan Kit demystifies the process and increases the enjoyment of these delicious, layered beer drinks. The stainless steel “Lagerhead” turtle tool (which also doubles as a bottle opener) allows you to gently layer your black (stout) on top of your tan (lager) in a way no standard spoon or flat tool can. The Brutul Black & Tan Tool Kit also includes a pub bar towel, two substantial stainless steel coasters with cork bottoms, and two 16 oz. thick-glass pub tumblers.”(after5catalog.com)

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“Another reason to love beer! The “BEER: Helping ugly people have sex since 54 B.C.” metal sign is evidence of the much rumored effects of beer in addition to good times. In fact, we consider this vintage sign as the wink-wink nudge-nudge of “good times had by all.” This full-color metal replica sign has rusted edges for an antique looking sign and has pre-drilled holes for efficient hanging of this bar sign in your beer establishment or home bar. Beer goggles not included. As the purveyor of this sign, but not necessarily its message, we cannot be held responsible for ugly babies anywhere. Measures 8″W x 14″H.”(after5catalog.com)

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And for those of you who like drinking piss, here is the Coor’s Light hat for you.

For those of you that don’t, check out the Miller Light Hat.