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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “NO! I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology, and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean $200?”
August 6th, 2008 by The SofaKing Jokes
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From our experience in the college scene, we’ve compiled a list of the drinking games that all the sloppy drunk college girls seemed to love to play. If any of you drunk college girls like a game more than what we have on our Top List of Drinking Games for Drunk College Girls, please post a comment and let us know what game you like to play more.
5. Drunk Jenga Drinking Game
4. MooseHead Drinking Game
3. 7, 11 or Doubles Drinking Game
2. Never Have I Ever Drinking Game
1. King’s Cup Drinking Game
Enjoy all you Drunk College Girls, Be Safe!
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Here is our list of Top 10 Party Colleges in the United States. Post a comment if you disagree with any of these or think your school should be on this list.
Prove it by uploading some crazy drunk pictures Here! YOUR DRUNK PICTURES
1. University of Wisconsin-Madison
2. Arizona State University
3. University of California, Santa Barbara
4. Indiana University Bloomington
5. San Diego State University
6. Ohio University
7. Florida State University
8. University of Georgia
9. University of Tennessee
10. McGill University, Canada
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The Board at Anheuser-Busch agreed Friday to sell the Anheuser-Busch Company out to InBev for $70 a share, or nearly $50 billion, the Wall Street Journal reported. This was $5 more per share than the original bid that Anheuser-Busch had turned down last month.
From the Wall Street Journal:
Anheuser-Busch Cos. agreed to be acquired Sunday by InBev NV for $49.91 billion, creating the world’s largest beer maker and placing an iconic American company in the hands of a Belgian-Brazilian giant.
The $70-a-share deal marks an abrupt end to what many expected to be a prolonged takeover drama. For weeks, Anheuser showed stiff resistance to a sale. But last week, InBev, based in Leuven, Belgium, drew its St. Louis rival into friendly discussions by increasing its offer by $5 a share.
July 15th, 2008 by The SofaKing News
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Miller and Coors recently Merged and the new logo has just been released. Here is a picture of it. Click the logo to go to the new MillerCoors website.
July 11th, 2008 by The SofaKing News
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Over the past month or so, In-Bev has been trying to buy out Anheuser-Busch, and A-B has been rejecting offers. Now A-B is suing InBev for some misleading statements about future plans for A-B regarding its shareholders.
From BrewBlog.com:
Beer Marketer’s Insights Express is reporting that Anheuser-Busch is suing InBev over public statements that allegedly contain “numerous false and misleading statements” about its bid and future plans for A-B.
The suit claims InBev’s statements deprive A-B shareholders of the information they need to make a decision on the proposed bid, BMI reports. A-B is seeking an injunction against any solicitation by InBev to oust A-B’s board.
The suit calls upon InBev to disclose all conditions on the $40 billion in bank financing it has lined up in connection with the deal, BMI reports. Short of disclosing these, InBev’s claim it has “fully committed” financing is misleading, A-B claims.
Again invoking InBev’s Cuban operation, A-B says that group can’t be managed from the U.S. under existing laws — so claims that St. Louis would be InBev’s North American headquarters are “false and misleading,” BMI reports.
Finally, the suit argues that InBev CEO Carlos Brito’s claims that InBev would maintain support for the brands is misleading given InBev’s reputation for cost-cutting and its need to generate savings should the deal go through, BMI reports.
The suit was filed in a U.S. district court in St. Louis.
July 9th, 2008 by The SofaKing News
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Avoid a DUI by knowing what state you are drinking in. This is a list of the Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) that you are aloud to be at to still drive in the United States. This list was from 2004 and may have changes in some states. SofaKingDrunk.com is not responsible for any incorrect information. Drive Safe!
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An original SofaKingDrunk.com Drinking Game
Whats Needed: Lots of Beer (in cans) & Duct Tape
The game is really simple, who ever is playing just start drinking your beer. When you finish, rip off a piece of duct tape, place a new unopened beer on top of your empty, and tape them together. Try to make a pretty tight seal so it wont leak any extra in there, and also when your Sceptre (stack of beers) gets really tall, you will need it to be as stiff as possible to drink out of. After taping your unopened beer on top of your empty, open and continue drinking. Then repeat process. Whoever has the tallest sceptre in the house is the Sofa King and can make demands as he wishes (Giving out drinks, etc.). Once everyone is done playing, whoever’s sceptre is the longest at the end of the night is “The Sofa King of the House!”
Credit to El Jefe!
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