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American Idol Judges Drunk and Hung Over, Drunk Celebrity Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell Hung OverAlright, we have caught a few of the new episodes of American Idol this season, and I got to say all the judges, except for the guest judges seem to show up each day to the auditions looking completely hung over! I know these guys go out and party at all the different cities they are at, but by the looks of them each morning, they look like they were out drinking all night without any sleep. Simon usually seems to be the worst though. He just looks completely groggy in the morning, red faced from too much booze the night before, drinking a bottle of water trying to rehydrate, and wearing his sunglasses to help block the light for that hang over headache he is trying to take care of!

We miss seeing Paula on there, at least she would be drunk on the show and give us something entertaining to watch. Now all we get is hung over, moody-ass Simon, and all he wants is another cocktail and a nap. Don’t get me wrong, its great listening to his mean comments to some of the contestants due to his nasty hang over mood, but I still think Paula was much more entertaining, slurring words, and laughing uncontrollably up there.

Simon Cowell DrunkSimon’s new show starting on Fox next year called The X-Factor shows promising signs of drunk celebrities to come! Paula and Simon are to be reunited as judges on The X-Factor! Until then, I guess we are just going to have to be content with watching hung over, grumpy Simon and the other judges.

And if any of you see any of these judges out partying in your city, please post a comment below. We would love to hear what they are doing the night before the auditions! And even better, if you have any good pictures that you snapped of them while you were out upload those to our Drunk Pictures Section!

Rainy Day Drink Recipes, Great Rainy Day Cocktails and Mixed Drinks

Rainy Day Drink RecipesWith the new El Nino here pouring down on us, we are pretty much stuck inside for a while. What better way to spend your time, than hangin’ out indoors with some friends playin’ some drinking games with some of these great rainy day cocktails!

So we have compiled a list of great drink recipes that are great for all those rainy and cold days ahead. Enjoy and please feel free to post a comment if you have some other rainy or cold day drink recipes that you enjoys on these days!

Rainy Day Marley Drink Recipe
1.5 oz. Vodka
1.5 oz. Triple Sec
1.5 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum
Orange Juice

Mix all ingredients into a highball glass. Make Orange Juice is Cold before making. You can serve on ice, or without.

Purple Rain Drink Recipe
1.5 oz Gin
Cranberry juice
Splash of Blue Curacao liqueur
Splash of sweet and sour mix
Splash of soda water

Fill a highball glass with ice and pour gin over it, then fill with cranberry juice. Add blue curacao, sour mix and soda. Stir gently, and add more curacao if needed until a deep purple color, and serve.

Flaming Rain Drink Recipe
1 Shot Bacardi 151
8 oz. Red Bull

Pour the Red Bull into a short wide glass. Light the top of the shot of 151 and drop into the glass of Red Bull and Chug! This is sure to warm you up on a rainy day!

Steaming Bull
2 oz. Tequila
2 oz. Beef bouillon
4 oz. Tomato juice
splash lime juice
Dash of Worcestershire sauce

Heat ingredients except tequila in a saucepan. Do not boil. Pour into mug and add tequila.

Hot Sultry Zoe
1 oz. Tequila
1/2 oz. Galliano
5 oz. Hot chocolate
2 oz. Cream

Pour tequila, Galliano, and hot chocolate into an Irish Coffee glass or mug. Stir gently. Add cream by pouring it over the back of a spoon so that it floats on top.

Hot Wine Lemonade
1 1/2 oz. Red wine
1 oz. Lemon juice
1 tbs. Fine sugar
4 oz. Boiling water

In an Irish Coffee glass or mug, dissolve sugar in a splash of water. Add the wine and lemon juice. Stir. Fill with water. Stir well. Garnish with a lemon twist.

Hot Toddy
2 oz. Bourbon
4 oz. Boiling water
1 tbs. Fine sugar
splash lemon juice
dash ground cloves
dash cinnamon

In a coffee mug, dissolve the sugar and spices in 1 oz. of the boiling water. Stir. Add the lemon juice, bourbon, and the rest of the water. Stir well.

Chimney Fire
1 1/2 oz. Amaretto
4 oz. hot cider
Cinnamon

Pour ingredients into an Irish Coffee glass or mug. Stir. Sprinkle with cinnamon.

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Book Review: Colin Lark’s What the F@ck Happened Last Night

Colin Lark - What the F@ck Happened Last NightTo say that I’m an avid reader would be a gross overstatement. However, when I find a book that I like, I’ll read it cover to cover as quickly as I can. Colin Lark’s What the F@ck Happened Last Night was unfortunately not one of those books. As excited as I was to read this book, I had a hard time motivating myself to start the next “story” after finishing the previous. I’m not at all saying that the stories were bad or not funny, I’m sure they were all great, if you were there in person and shitfaced. But I wasn’t there in person, and I wasn’t shitfaced when reading the book… when I tried drinking and reading the book, I quickly lost focus and found myself reading a SkyMall Magazine.

I will admit that there were a couple times that I found myself chuckling at antics that were being described in the book, specifically the Shit Grenade story. I think I found this story funny because I could relate to it… I went to a college that was on the beach so I was able to put myself into the story and that made the story so much better. If all of the stories where written a bit differently to give the reader a better sense of the scene, and make the reader feel like they where actually there, I think the book would be a much easier read, and probably a lot funnier too. That was the beauty of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max. He did a great job with all the little details and the stories made you feel like you were there with him.

All in all, the book was okay. I’d give it 2.5 out of 5 on our beer bottle rating system. Maybe even bump it up to 3 out of 5 since I got a free copy. Despite the low rating, I think the book actually has A LOT of potential if rewritten with more detail. I’m curious to hear what other readers think. If you haven’t read the book, or bought the book yet, Colin was nice enough to share a few of the stories on his website, you can read them here. If you’re a current college student, I’d say, go ahead and pick up a copy of What the Fuck Happened Last Night.

Drunk Bus Driver Takes Kids on a Scary Ride

DRUNK BUS DRIVERYou have got to be out of your mind to show up to your job drunk. Unless your name is Zane Lamprey and you get paid to travel the world and drink. But if you are a bus driver for children, and your job is to get them too and from school safely, you should probably wait til after you drop them all off for the day until you start hitting the bottle.

From wcbstv.com:

ALMOND, N.Y. (CBS) ― It was a school bus trip nightmare for students in upstate New York.

A driver is heading to jail after she was drunk behind the wheel with more than three dozen kids aboard.

And as a surveillance video shows, the children were screaming for her to stop.

The video shows the dangerous school bus ride last May in the Alfred-Almond school district in Allegany County. Martha Thompson, 55, had a blood alcohol content of .15. At the time, she thought the children were over-reacting.

Students can be heard screaming, “Put on the brake!”

Driver: “Will you guys stop?”

Student: “Well you’re not okay, and I know it.”

The bus hit high speeds, ran over a mailbox and started rolling backwards downhill.

Student: “Turn the bus off!”

Driver: “No.”

Student: “You’re backing into the freaking ditch; you’re making the little kids cry. Stop!”

Finally, the children opened the emergency door in the back of the bus to get out, despite Thompson pleading against it.

Driver: “You can’t get off the bus!”

Now, Thompson will spend the next 12 weekends in jail on her guilty plea to 37 counts of child endangerment and driving while intoxicated.

“I think this was a just and appropriate outcome in this case,” Allegany County Assistant District Attorney Michael Finn said. “A potential tragedy was averted by the grace of God, and thankfully none of the passengers, nor Mrs. Thompson, was injured as a result of this sequence of events.”

Thompson’s attorney blamed her behavior on a little alcohol having a bad reaction with Thompson’s medication.

“She made a very bad judgment,” Thomas Trbovich said. “She’s embarrassed. She’s very sorry to the children. She never, ever would intentionally put any of those children, especially her own, in any type of risk.

“And now she’s getting the help that she needs.”

In addition to 12 weekends in jail, Thompson will be on six months of home electronic monitoring, five years probation and mandatory alcohol counseling.

Mariah Carey Drunk On Stage for Acceptance Speech, Drunk Celebrity Mariah Carey

mariah-carey-drunkSinger Mariah Carey showed up drunk on stage on Jan. 5, 2009 at the Palm Springs International Film Festival to accept her award in the “breakthrough actress” category for her performance in Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire.

As Mariah Carey Walked up on stage, she did a little drunk dance, and had to hold on to her director Lee Daniels because she was too drunk to stand on her own it looked like. After rambling a little while and not being able to find her words, she apologizes to the audience and says, “please forgive me because I am a little bit…um…” The someone in the audience blurted out “…DRUNK,” and Mariah admitted she was!

The Director Lee Daniels seemed a little embarrassed and uncomfortable of the situation, having to be up there on stage with such a lush, and even worse having to hold on to her the whole time to keep her from falling off stage! Mariah Carey left the stage with these kind words, “I thank you all for all listening to my little spiel and God bless you.”

We love these drunk celebrity videos, so please keep drinking and getting in front of the camera for us!

Funny Drunk Story, Man Arrested Drunk Driving a Mobility Scooter

3503227362This is great, a couple of drunk friends get arrested for driving a mobility scooter home from a bar drunk one night!

From metro.co.uk:

A disabled man from Darlington has been arrested after he gave a lift to a friend on his mobility scooter while three times over the alcohol limit.

Nigel Lee Drummond was arrested after he was recorded by surveillance cameras weaving erratically through the streets of Darlington at 8mph after he and his friend left a local bar.

But because scooters do not count as cars under normal drink driving laws, Drummond was arrested under an obscure Victorian law – which bans being drunk in charge of a carriage.

Police warned that, while mobility scooters don’t go very fast, they can still pose a hazard to pedestrians and other road users. PC Kevin Salter of Darlington Police commented: ‘He was very drunk.’

Drummond was given a six-month conditional discharge and ordered to pay £65 costs.

Photo from metro.co.uk

How to Cure a Hangover, Can You Cure a Hangover?

This is a pretty good article that we found with some good hangover cures! And might help clear up some hangover myths for you.

From women.timesonline.co.uk:

Hangover CuresFestive partying seems like a good idea until you wake up with your tongue stuck to the roof of your mouth and your head beating like an African drum. But is there really anything you can do to relieve the morning after the night before? Sue Baic, a dietician and spokeswoman for the British Dietetic Association, says that prevention is the best policy: “If you can dilute your alcohol or intersperse it with soft drinks, you will do much to avoid the dehydration and drop in blood-sugar levels that trigger the symptoms.”

She recommends steering clear of red wine — its congeners, the coloured chemicals, can worsen an aching head — and pacing yourself. “Try to have fluids, such as water, coffee or orange juice before bed and the next morning,” she says. “If you can face food, then eat some.”

Such is the desperation to find a hangover remedy, that this month a Twitter campaign has been hunting for a cure. If all else fails, go to bed and stay there until the world becomes clearer.

Milk thistle
Theory: An extract of the milk thistle plant — available as a tablet or a liquid — is thought to aid liver function and help the body to metabolise alcohol more quickly.

Hangover rating: 2/5 Milk thistle contains silybin and silymarin that have been shown in some studies to protect the liver from toxins and to possess antioxidant and anti-inflammatory properties. However, most studies have been carried out on alcoholics and there is no proof that it can help TO cure or prevent a hangover.

Bacon sandwich
Theory: It is the hangover cure for many — its smell and taste often prove irresistible. Tradition has it that the bread soaks up the alcohol.

Hangover rating: 5/5 A recent study at Newcastle University’s Centre for Life confirmed that a bacon sarnie can indeed provide relief. “Bread doesn’t soak up alcohol but is high in carbohydrates that boost blood-sugar levels and speed up the metabolism, helping to get rid of alcohol quickly,” says the researcher Elin Roberts. “Bingeing on alcohol depletes brain neurotransmitters but bacon, which is rich in protein, contains amino acids that top these up and make you feel better.”

Black coffee and paracetamol
Theory: Caffeine is thought to kick-start your system, while paracetamol can ease the aches and pains.

Hangover rating:0/5 Black coffee alone can make your hangover worse, according to researchers at Temple University in Philadelphia. Take paracetamol, too, and the effects could be deadly, suggest scientists from the University of Washington. Caffeine triples the amount of a toxic by-product created when paracetamol is broken down. It’s the same as the substance responsible for liver damage when alcohol and paracetamol react together.

Isotonic sports drinks
Theory: These contain tiny, easily digestible particles of carbohydrate that makers claim can help to rehydrate at a faster rate than water.

Hangover rating: 4/5 Dehydration causes loss of body salts, or electrolytes, including magnesium, potassium and chloride. “Sports drinks are probably among the best remedies as they also help to restore blood sugar levels,” says Louise Sutton, a dietician from the Carnegie Centre for sports Performance and Wellbeing at Leeds Metropolitan University. “The drink will provide some calories and can rehydrate the body up to 40 per cent more effectively than water.”

Exercise
Theory: According to new research from the Government, one person in five believes that sweating off a hangover is the most effective approach. Findings from a recent Department of Health survey suggest that 3.8 million adults pull on their trainers the day after over-indulging on alcohol.

Hangover rating: 0/5 No chance it will work, says Gillian Merron, the Minister for Public Health. “You’re not going to compensate with a workout.” Sutton adds that exercise will simply compound the body’s fluid debt.

Water
Theory: Drinking water throughout a drinking session and before bed will negate the effects of alcohol.

Hangover rating:3/5 According to Sue Baic: alcohol is a diuretic so many symptoms are linked to dehydration. If you alternate alcoholic drinks with water, it will dilute some of the nasty by-products of alcohol.”

Hair of the dog
Theory: Having another drink can ease you into recovery.

Hangover rating: 1/5 Withdrawal symptoms from alcohol do contribute to suffering, but drinking more is not advisable. “Although another drink might alleviate symptoms, you are really postponing the point at which you will feel better,” Sutton says.

Prickly pear cactus
Theory: Available as a powder or in pill form, an extract of this cactus plant taken prior to a night on the tiles could reduce the likelihood of a thumping head.

Hangover rating: 4/5 It could help, according to a study at Tulane University in New Orleans, published in the Archives of Internal Medicine. Researchers tested 64 healthy medical students and the extract reduced three of nine hangover symptoms — nausea, dry mouth and loss of appetite — and halved the risk of a severe hangover.

Alka-Seltzer
Theory: The effervescent tablets contain aspirin, paracetamol and caffeine, and the idea is to take them when you get home rather than the following morning, when you might not be able to keep them down.

Hangover rating: 1/5 They can be helpful for a headache and to neutralise excess stomach acid. “But the main benefit probably comes from the water they are dissolved in,” says Sutton. ”They are worth a try unless your stomach is sensitive, in which case they could prove an irritant to the lining.”

Artichoke extract
Theory: Extract of artichoke leaves help the liver to process alcohol.

Hangover rating: 2/5 The journal Phytomedicine last year showed that a supplement containing a 400mg extract of artichoke leaf extract (such as Cynara Artichoke and Digestiherb) helped stomach problems, and there is anecdotal evidence that it reduces indigestion, an upset stomach and nausea. But not all experts agree and a review in the Canadian Medical Association Journal said that it does nothing to cure a hangover. A review of herbal hangover cures in the British Medical Journal a few years ago found none of them to be beneficial.

Eggs
Theory: Often consumed as part of the hangover fry-up, eggs are also consumed raw by some who believe a substance called cysteine helps to fight free radical damage to the body.

Hangover rating: 1/5 “I can’t imagine anyone wanting cooked eggs, let alone raw ones, when they feel queasy,” says Sutton. “Eating helps and the albumen in eggs could offer relief to the stomach, but toast and water is an easier option.”

Sleep
Theory: James Garbutt, a professor of psychiatry at the University of North Carolina who specialises in alcohol studies, recently concluded that no hangover cure will work. So, why not crawl under the duvet and sleep it off?

Hangover rating: 3/5 In theory it will work; in practice many symptoms are an indirect result of a chemical called acetaldehyde, produced as your body metabolises booze. It makes you hot and sweaty, increasing your heart rate and making your stomach churn. It is when acetaldehyde accumulates that you vomit. But the metabolism of alcohol interferes with rapid eye-movement sleep, which means that you find it difficult to drop off or you keep waking up. You could try the Hangover Pillow (ruthwhiteyoga.com) stuffed with juniper, fennel, mustard and peppermint, designed to prevent a sore head.

Worcestershire sauce cocktail
Theory: Jeeves confronted Bertie Wooster’s hangover with a supposedly magic cocktail of raw egg, Worcestershire sauce and red pepper. “Gentlemen have told me they have found it extremely invigorating,” Jeeves said.

Hangover rating:0/5 “I can’t imagine anyone being able to stomach Worcestershire sauce, nor having the patience to follow a recipe,” says Sutton. And eating a raw egg could increase the risk of salmonella poisoning. Not quite what your stomach is after.

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Happy New Years, New Years Drink Recipes, New Years Cocktails

New-Years-Drink-RecipesHey Everyone, we just wanted to wish you all a happy New Years. Be sure to finish up the new year with some of the good New Years Eve Drink Recipes we have posted HERE! Let us know what your favorite new years drink recipe is here by posting a comment below.

Also, we know you are going to be at some crazy New Years parties. So make sure you post your crazy new years pictures here at Sofa King Drunk. We have a new drunk picture system to post pictures of drunkenness, Crazy Drunk Parties, and Beeramids. If you get some funny or crazy pictures of your new years parties, post them HERE! Scroll down and click into the appropriate link for your drunk picture, then click the “Upload Your Photo” button just above the photos to upload yours.

So happy New Years to all you Sofa King Drunks and be safe. DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!!

Christmas Drink Recipes, Christmas Cocktails, Xmas Drinks, Xmas Cocktails

Christmas Drink RecipesThis Christmas be sure to try out some of the fun holiday cocktails with your friends and family. They will get the festivities going and party lasting all night!

Have a merry Christmas and be safe!

Christmas Egg Nog Drink Recipe
Half a fifth Rum, dark (Standard Bottle)
1 qt. Cream (Half and Half)
.5 tsp. Cinnamon
.25 tsp. Allspice
.25 tsp. Nutmeg
1 lb. Sugar, brown
1 pint Whipped cream
.25 Cup Vanilla Extract
2 whole Eggs

Pour whipping cream into a large bowl and whip until it starts to thicken. Add two large eggs and whip together. Add 1 quart of Half-and-Half, plus vanilla and rum and mix together again. Sprinkle cinnamon, allspice and nutmeg and mix lightly. Pour into old-fashioned glasses and serve. Make sure ingredients are all cold before making and serving. Enjoy this great Christmas Time Egg Nog Recipe!

Mistletoe Drink Recipe
1 oz. Gin
1 oz. Grenadine
1 tsp. Lemon Juice

Shake all ingredients with ice in a shaker and strain into a cocktail glass.

Mistletoe Martini Drink Recipe
Mix Equal Parts of all ingredients if making more than one serving at a time.
1 shot Rum, coconut
1 shot Liqueur, melon
1 shot Pineapple Juice
1 shot Sour Mix

Pour all ingredients together in a mixer with ice, shake and strain into a a chilled martini glass.

North Pole Cocktail Recipe
1 oz. Gin
.5 oz. Liqueur, maraschino
.5 oz. Lemon Juice
1 white Eggs
Whipped cream

Shake all ingredients except the whipped cream in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Top with whipped cream and enjoy!

Peppermint Stick Drink Recipe
1.5 oz. Creme de Cacao, white
1 oz. Schnapps, peppermint
1 oz. (light) Cream

Shake everything with ice in a cocktail shaker and strain into a champagne glass or martini glass. Garnish with a mini candy cane!

White Christmas Drink Recipe
.52 oz. Creme de Cacao, white
1 oz. Southern Comfort
4 oz. Eggnog
1 sprinkle Chocolate Shavings

Shake all ingredients with ice in a cocktail shaker and strain into a snifter. Sprinkle chocolate flakes on top and serve.

Three Wise Men Drink Recipe
Combine equal parts of each
1 part Jack Daniel’s
1 part Bourbon (Jim Beam)
1 part Whiskey, blended (Johnnie Walker)

Combine ingredients in a shot glass and take down!

Red Nosed Reindeer Drink Recipe
1 oz. Aftershock
1 oz. Rum, spiced (Captain Morgan’s)
1.5 oz. Grand Marnier
1 oz. Vodka (Grey Goose)
1 oz. Eggnog
1 piece Cherries/Maraschinos
1 piece Cinnamon Stick

Shake all ingredients together in a cocktail shaker with ice except cherries and cinnamon stick and strain into glass. Garnish with a cherry and Cinnamon stick, add Grand Marnier, and serve.

Black Santa Drink Recipe
.75 oz. Liqueur, coffee
.25 oz. Schnapps, peppermint
.5 oz. Vodka

Pour vodka and Kahlua coffee liqueur into an old-fashioned glass half-filled with ice cubes. Add the peppermint schnapps on top, and enjoy.

Snow Bunny Drink Recipe
1 oz. Triple Sec
1 Cup Hot Chocolate
Top with Whipped cream

In a heated mug, pour in the hot chocolate, and triple sec, mix together. Top with whipped cream or marshmallows and enjoy this warming Christmas Drink Recipe!

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4 Year Old Kid Caught Drinking Beer

Kid Drinking BeerIf you think you had problems, this child had to start drinking at the age of 4 because of how bad he has it!

From abc2news.com:

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (AP) — Tennessee investigators say a 4-year-old boy was found roaming his neighborhood in the night, drinking beer and wearing a little girl’s dress taken from under a neighbor’s Christmas tree.

The child’s mother, 21-year-old April Wright, tells WTVC-TV the boy “wants to go to jail because that’s where his daddy is.”

Wright says she and the boy’s father are going though a divorce. The boy, found outside his house in Chatanooga on Tuesday, was taken to a hospital and treated for alcohol consumption.

Hamilton County Sheriff’s Department spokeswoman Janice Atkinson says the incident is being investigated but the department declined to release the report.

The boy’s mother says she met with child protective services and was told she will get to keep custody of her son.

(Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

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